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WWE SmackDown Results 5/30/14
By LOP
May 30, 2014 - 11:39:08 PM

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[Q1] The Shield made their ring entrance to a huge pop. Seth Rollins started the promo saying what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and they were stronger and hungrier than ever after what happened Monday. A video recapped the attack by Evolution. Ambrose took over and said Evolution had no idea who they were dealing with. He said you hit them with sledgehammers and they don't care. He asked how crazy Evolution was willing to get on Sunday because the Hounds were going to make it really ugly.

Rollins took over again and hyped the elimination rules for their match. He teased Triple H being surrounded in a three-on-one situation. He said the end of Evolution would be extinction. Reigns said Evolution put him through an announce table on Monday but they were going to put them through every table they can find. Believe that and believe in the Shield…

A video hyped the Intercontinental Championship by showing various incarnations of the belt and different titleholders as setup for the Champion vs. Champion match…[C]

Kofi Kingston stood in the ring. A picture-in-picture promo had Kofi saying he was on his way back to the US Title once he wins tonight. Cesaro and Paul Heyman made their entrance. A video recapped the attack on Sheamus from Monday…

[Q2] 1. Kofi Kingston vs. Cesaro (w/Paul Heyman). The first minute of the match was in the last quarter. Kofi went for an arm drag and Cesaro just stopped and powered him over. He tossed Kofi around until Kofi hit a pendulum kick in the corner. Kofi went for a top rope move, but Cesaro hit the uppercut in the air to knock Kofi out…

Cesaro defeated Kofi Kingston at 2:48.

Post-match, Cesaro went back to the ring and hit the neutralizer for the hell of it… Backstage, Renee Young interviewed Bad News Barrett. He said if she thought he had any chance of losing his title at Payback he had some bad news. Barrett mocked RVD's thumb point gimmick and then said the English were never afraid of the Irish. He trashed the US Title as one country while he was champion of all the continents around the globe. He said he would be the winner tonight and thanked her before leaving…[C]

Paige made her ring entrance. The cut-in promo was Paige saying she gets to prove to Tamina and everyone she deserves to be there and champion. Cole immediately pointed out Paige defeated Tamina last month, killing the whole promo. Nice work…

2. Paige vs. Tamina. Alicia Fox came out almost immediately and served as a distraction for Paige by taking the title and taking selfies of herself with it. Tamina went for the Samoan Drop, but Paige slipped out and hit the Paige Turner, followed by the PTO for the win…

Paige defeated Tamina at 3:09.

Post-match, Paige continued to scream at Alicia. Alicia dropped the title and went to the back…

[Q3] Renee Young interviewed Sheamus. Sheamus said the fight with Cesaro started when Cesaro attacked him from behind. He said that was like feeding a Gremlin after midnight and throwing water on them. Renee asked about Barrett's US vs. Intercontinental prestige and Sheamus said he wasn't good at geography, but he was good at physics. He said when his Brogue kick shoved Broken Nose Barrett's face down his throat that would be good news… A Bolieve video hype Bo Dallas for next… [C]

Xavier Woods stood in the ring. Bo Dallas made his entrance. He cut a promo in the ring about being undefeated and you just have to Bolieve…

3. Xavier Woods vs. Bo Dallas. Dallas hit an arm drag and immediately went to the floor to celebrate. Woods got in some offense and Cole said it would be embarrassing to Dallas to lose to Woods. Ouch. Dallas hit a drop kick that knocked Woods out of the air. He followed with the Bo-dog for the win…

Bo Dallas defeated Xavier Woods at 2:46.

Post-match Dallas said we were all winners and hugged Woods, who seemed to thank him for it. Wait, isn't Dallas supposed to be a heel?... A video recapped the Wyatt Family attack on Jerry Lawler and JBL, and John Cena's promo from Monday. They half cut the word "bitch" out…

[Q4][C] A video recapped El Torito getting his tail ripped off…

4. El Torito vs. Jinder Mahal. Torito had a little white protrusion sticking out of his ass. You know, like a taped up tail. Tortio won with the Bullsault and chased Horny around with hedge clippers…

El Torito defeated Jinder Mahal at 1:39.

A video hyped the US Championship like the Intercontinental Championship. The champion vs. champion match is next…[C]

Heyman joined the commentary team as Sheamus and Barrett made their ring entrances…

[Q5] 4. Sheamus vs. Bad News Barrett. Heyman dodged Cole's questions about which title was more prestigious as Sheamus and Barrett pounded on each other. Sheamus clotheslined Barrett over the top rope and gave the evil eye to Heyman. Heyman yelled that he was only an advocate. Sheamus went to the floor to attack Barrett, but Barrett clotheslined Sheamus into the break…[C]

Back from commercial, Michael Cole yelled about Barrett hitting a superkick on Sheamus as Sheamus was on the knees. He's going to get in trouble for that. Sheamus came right back with the Irish Curse backbreaker for two. He hit the 10 Beats of the whateverthehellitis. He went for the Brogue kick, but Barrett ducked and hit Winds of Change for two. Barrett lifted for Wasteland, but Sheamus slid out and hit the Brogue kick for the win…

Sheamus defeated Bad News Barrett at 10:47.

As soon as the match was over, Sheamus went to the floor and grabbed Heyman. Heyman begged off and Sheamus smiled at him before leaving him alone and walking off…

Renee Young interviewed the Usos. Jey Uso had his ribs taped up. Jimmy got hyped up and said he was going to tear the rule book up and take out Bray Wyatt tonight…

[Q6][C] A video recapped the Big E beating on Titus O'Neal from last week. Titus stood in the ring and Big E made his entrance with the American flag. A video recapped Big E getting the better of Rusev on Raw. Before the ref could call for the bell, Lana paraded out and cut a promo. She trashed the flag and said there was a better red, white, and blue flag. The crowd chanted "USA." And she ordered them to stop. She introduced Rusev who came out with the Russian flag. Rusev said something in Russian and the ref called for the bell…

5. Big E vs. Titus O'Neal. Titus attacked as Big E yelled at Rusev. Big E came right back with a belly-to-belly. He hit the shoulder tackle, splash, and Big Ending for the win…

Big E defeated Titus O'Neal at 1:12.

Post-match, the two men waved their flags at each other. Adam Rose vs. Jack Swagger was hyped for next…

[Q7] Jack Swagger stood in the ring as Zeb Colter joined the commentators. Adam Rose made his ring entrance to a big pop, but I'm not sure if that was part of the entrance music, piped in, or the actual crowd because it went away just as quickly…

6. Jack Swagger vs. Adam Rose. Rose danced around Swagger and then jumped in his arms. Swagger freaked out about it. After playing cat and mouse with Swagger, he dropped Swagger on his back and dove over him, hooking Swagger's legs with his feet and pinned Swagger…

Adam Rose defeated Jack Swagger at 2:18.

Post-match Rose danced with his Rosebuds… The Stephanie McMahon and Daniel Bryan replay was hyped for next…[C]

[Q8] Bray Wyatt and the family stood in the ring. The Usos made their full entrance…

7. Bray Wyatt (w/The Wyatt Family) vs. Jimmy Uso (w/Jey Uso) in a Last Man Standing match. Jimmy knocked Bray to the floor almost immediately…[C] Back from commercial, Bray clubbed Jimmy, who made it to his feet at eight. They traded blows and Jimmy hit a Samoan Drop that Bray answered five. He dumped Bray to the floor and went for an axe handle off the railing. Bray ducked, but Jimmy hit a great superkick that Wyatt sold like he had been shot. Back in the ring, Wyatt hit a big clothesline and did his crab walk.

Wyatt put Jimmy on the top rope, but Jimmy knocked him down and hit the big splash. Wyatt made his feet at eight and tossed Jimmy to the floor. He followed and setup for a piledriver right in front of a group of fans singing. Jimmy escaped and hit a kick. Bray slumped against the barricade. Jimmy hit the ass splash and Bray barely made his feet.

Harper and Rowan attacked Jey and Jimmy jumped in until all three non-match participants were down. Bray was lying against the stairs and Jimmy went for the ass splash again, but Bray moved and hit Sister Abigail. He rolled in the ring and hung upside down out of it while the ref counted Jimmy out. He posed with his family in the ring to close the show…

Bray Wyatt defeated Jimmy Uso at 12:13.

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