IMPACT Wrestling Results 12/8/20
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— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) December 9, 2020
Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Josh Alexander w/Ethan Page vs. Chris Sabin w/Alex Shelley
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Wrist Lock Exchange. Sabin with a deep arm-drag. Alexander kicks Sabin in the gut. Alexander whips Sabin across the ring. Sabin rolls under a clothesline from Alexander. Sabin with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Sabin with two deep arm-drags. Sabin applies an arm-bar. Alexander backs Sabin into the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break. Alexander whips Sabin across the ring. Sabin kicks Alexander in the chest. Alexander with The Rolling Senton. Alexander stomps on the midsection of Sabin. Alexander drives his knee into Sabin’s back. Sabin with heavy bodyshots. Alexander answers with three knee lifts. Alexander with The Pendulum BackBreaker for a two count. Alexander is putting the boots to Sabin. Knife Edge Chop Exchange.
Short-Arm Reversal by Alexander. Alexander drops Sabin with The Big Boot. Alexander with a knee drop for a two count. Alexander applies the sitting abdominal stretch. Alexander punches Sabin in the back. Following a snap mare takeover, Alexander drives his knee into Sabin’s back. Alexander applies a rear chin lock. Sabin decks Alexander with a JawBreaker. Alexander uppercuts Sabin. Alexander whips Sabin across the ring. Alexander goes for a knee lift, but Sabin rolls him over for a two count. Sabin ducks a clothesline from Alexander. Sabin kicks Alexander in the face. Sabin with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Sabin with The Rolling Crucifix for a two count. Sabin blocks a boot from Alexander. Sabin drops Alexander with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Sabin dropkicks the left knee of Alexander. Sabin with The La Magistral for a two count. Sabin dumps Alexander out of the ring. Alexander avoids The PK. Sabin lands The Suicide Dive. Sabin rolls Alexander back into the ring.
Sabin with The Flying Crossbody Block for a two count. Alexander fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Alexander decks Sabin with a back elbow smash. Sabin dodges The Big Boot. Standing Switch Exchange. Alexander goes for an O’Connor Roll, but Sabin holds onto the turnbuckles. Sabin with a back elbow smash. Sabin goes for The Flying Hurricanrana, but Alexander counters with The PowerBomb onto the knee for a two count. Alexander with clubbing blows to Sabin’s back. Alexander goes for The Butterfly Suplex, but Sabin lands back on his feet. Sabin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Alexander side steps Sabin into the turnbuckles. Sabin kicks Alexander in the face. Alexander with a corner clothesline. Alexander with The Exploder Suplex. Alexander tells Sabin to get up. Sabin with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Sabin delivers The Missile Dropkick. Sabin drops Alexander with The Shining Wizard. Alexander fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Alexander rocks Sabin with The Rolling Elbow. Page starts shouting out instructions. Sabin connects with The Jackknife Cover to pickup the victory.
Winner: Chris Sabin via Pinfall
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) December 9, 2020
Second Match: Brian Myers vs. TJ Perkins
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Myers shoves Perkins into the canvas. Strong lockup. Wrist Lock Exchange. Perkins dropkicks Myers. Myers regroups on the ring apron. Test Of Strength. Perkins with a single leg pick for a one count. Perkins applies a side headlock. Myers whips Perkins across the ring. Myers drops down on the canvas. Perkins ducks a clothesline from Myers. Perkins slides under Myers. Perkins applies The SharpShooter. Perkins transitions into The Muta Lock. Myers grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Myers delivers a gut punch. Myers hammers down on the back of Perkins neck. Myers repeatedly stomps on Perkins chest. Myers argues with the referee. Myers with the irish whip. Perkins stops Myers in his tracks. Perkins with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Perkins pops back on his feet. Perkins with The Rebound Dropkick. Perkins rolls Myers back into the ring. Myers has Perkins perched on the top turnbuckle. Myers sends Perkins crashing to the outside.
Myers has complete control of the match during the commercial break. Perkins dives over Myers. Perkins hits The Tornado DDT. Perkins with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Myers reverses out of the irish whip from Perkins. Perkins with The SpringBoard Forearm Smash. Perkins pops back on his feet. Perkins kicks Myers in the gut. Perkins with The Three Amigos. Myers avoids The Mamba Splash. Myers connects with The Leaping FlatLiner for a two count. Myers is displaying his frustration. Myers goes for The Running Lariat, but Perkins counters with The Bodyscissors TakeDown. Perkins applies The Knee Bar. Myers grabs the bottom rope which forces the break. Myers with a shoulder block. Myers slams Perkins head on the top rope. Perkins blocks a boot from Myers. Perkins with a Belly to Back Suplex. Perkins goes for The Mamba Splash, but Myers gets his knees up in the air. Myers with an inside cradle for a two count. Myers goes for a Back Drop, but Perkins lands back on his feet. Perkins goes back to The Knee Bar. Myers throws Perkins into the referee. Myers hits The SpineBuster. Myers connects with The Running Lariat to pickup the victory.
Winner: Brian Myers via Pinfall
Third Match: Eric Young w/Joe Doering vs. Cody Deaner w/Cousin Jake
Young starts things off with a back elbow smash. Deaner with a Back Body Drop. Young backs Deaner into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Young drives his knee into the midsection of Deaner. Young with clubbing blows to Deaner’s back. Deaner with a Diving Lariat. Deaner transitions into a ground and pound attack. Deaner repeatedly stomps on Young’s chest. Deaner talks smack to Young. Deaner whips Young into the turnbuckles. Young sends Deaner shoulder first into the steel ring post. Young repeatedly stomps on Deaner’s face. Young taunts Jake. Young applies The Sleeper Hold in the ropes.
Young hits The Death Valley Driver for a two count. Young dumps Deaner out of the ring. Deaner with a shoulder block. Deaner with The Sunset Flip for a two count. Young scores the elbow knockdown. Young toys around with Deaner. Young with forearm shivers. Young kicks Deaner in the gut. Young applies a front face lock. Young whips Deaner across the ring. Deaner clotheslines Young. Deaner scores the elbow knockdown. Deaner bodyslams Young. Deaner is distracted by Doering. Deaner goes for The Diving HeadButt, but Young ducks out of the way. Young connects with The Spike PileDriver to pickup the victory. After the match, Doering demolishes Cousin Jake. Young and Doering gets The Deaners in position for Stereo PowerBombs. Rhino storms into the ring with a lead pipe to make the save.
Winner: Eric Young via Pinfall
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) December 9, 2020
Fourth Match: Deonna Purrazzo & Kimber Lee vs. Rosemary & Taya Valkyrie In A First Round Match In The IMPACT Knockouts Tag Team Championship Tournament
Purrazzo and Rosemary will start things off. Rosemary signals for the test of strength. Purrazzo immediately grabs the left shoulder of Rosemary. Rosemary starts choking Purrazzo. Purrazzo grabs a side wrist lock. Rosemary applies a front face lock. Purrazzo works on the left shoulder of Rosemary. Rosemary starts biting the right shoulder of Purrazzo. Lee and Valkyrie are tagged in. Valkyrie kicks Lee in the face. Lee blocks a boot from Valkyrie. Valkyrie with a knee lift. Valkyrie ducks a clothesline from Lee. Valkyrie with a Running Crossbody Block. Lee nails Valkyrie with The Pump Kick. Lee with clubbing blows to Valkyrie’s back for a two count. Lee slams Valkyrie’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Lee tags in Purrazzo. Purrazzo repeatedly stomps on Valkyrie’s chest. Purrazzo is choking Valkyrie with her boot. The referee admonishes Purrazzo.
Purrazo with a forearm smash. Purrazzo tags in Lee. Following a snap mare takeover, Lee applies The Lotus Lock. Lee wraps her legs around Valkyrie’s waist. Valkyrie with heavy bodyshots. Valkyrie with forearm shivers. Short-Arm Reversal by Vakyrie. Valkyrie clotheslines Lee. Lee stops Valkyrie in her tracks. Lee tags in Purrazzo. Purrazzo punches Valkyrie in the back. Double Vertical Suplex for a two count. Purrazzo hammers down on Valkyrie’s neck. Purrazzo with a forearm smash to Rosemary. The referee is trying to calm down Rosemary. Lee repeatedly stomps on Valkyrie’s chest. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Lee whips Valkyrie across the ring. Valkyrie holds onto the ropes. Valkyrie ducks a clothesline from Lee. Valkyrie thrust kicks the midsection of Lee. Valkyrie with a knee lift. Both ladies are knocked down after a double forearm smash.
Purrazzo and Rosemary are tagged in. Rosemary with two clotheslines. Rosemary hits The SlingBlade. Rosemary lands The Stinger Splash. Rosemary with The Exploder Suplex for a two count. Rosemary slaps Purrazzo in the chest. Short-Arm Reversal by Purrazzo. Purrazzo applies an arm-bar. Purrazzo ducks a clothesline from Rosemary. Purrazzo drops Rosemary with The FlatLiner. Purrazzo tags in Lee. Purrazzo drives her knee into the midsection of Rosemary. Lee with The Flipping NeckBreaker. Lee knocks Valkyrie off the apron. Purrazzo nails Rosemary with The Pump Kick. Purrazzo gloats in the center of the ring. Rosemary sits up. Valkyrie with a double clothesline. Forearm Exchange. Stereo Splits. Second Forearm Exchange. Purrazzo drives her knee into the midsection of Rosemary. Purrazzo slams Rosemary’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Purrazzo inadvertently clocks Lee with The Big Boot. Rosemary Spears Purrazzo. Valkyrie kicks Purrazzo out of the ring. Rosemary connects with The Wing Clipper to pickup the victory.
Winner: Rosemary & Taya Valkyrie via Pinfall
Sami Callihan, Eddie Edwards, and Alisha Edwards Segment
Sami Callihan: Since day one of me being in this company, I’ve held it on my back, I have dug it out of the trenches and made it the company that it is today. IMPACT Wrestling needs the draw Sami Callihan a whole hell of a more than the draw Sami Callihan needs IMPACT Wrestling. And that’s why I get away with what I get away with. I mean, let’s look at the history books. The moment that set IMPACT Wrestling on fire, TMZ, all the dirt sheets, everyone around the wrestling world was talking about it, The Infamous Baseball Bat Incident, the moment when I hit Eddie Edwards in the face with a baseball bat. The best thing that ever happened to his career. Hell, Eddie Edwards should be thanking me because I made his ass relevant.
And since i’m a giving person, what the hell, i’ve had the people in the back load up the clip, let’s go ahead and roll that beautiful bean footage. Damn, I am good looking. Damn, it gets better every time I watch it. Look at Eddie Edwards, that dumb ass just doesn’t learn. He keeps sticking his noise into my business and he keeps getting his ass beat. This is something that’s destined to happen to forever. It’s Eddie Edwards getting his ass beat by the draw Sami Callihan before I force him out of this business. So, what’d I do? I said, what the hell, let’s do this again, let’s hit Eddie Edwards in the face with a baseball bat again and make the ratings go up. That incident, hell, that incident got Ken Shamrock suspended.
But don’t worry, he’s doing great, he’s taking a nice needed vacation while The Draw Sami Callihan holds things down. The sequel, yeah, I like that. And like I said, since i’m in a giving mood, I’ve had them load that clip also, let’s go ahead and roll the footage. Idiots, I said, let’s roll that footage. No, you better stop because i’m not in the best mood. Look at you, what are you, 5 foot tall? You want to come down here and fight The Draw Sami Callihan? Look what happened to you the last time you stepped in the ring, you almost got pile drove by Eric Young, but there is a big difference between me and Eric Young. He has way better manners than me. If you step one foot in this ring, i’m gonna break your freaking neck.
Alisha Edwards: Oh, you think you’re gonna break my freaking neck? Well, guess what, Sami? Unlike last time, I didn’t come alone.
Eddie Edwards attacks Callihan from behind. Edwards prevents Callihan from grabbing the baseball bat. Callihan retreats to the backstage area to the close the segment.
IMPACT Final Resolution 2020 Match Card
1.) Rich Swann (c) vs. Chris Bey For The IMPACT World Championship
2.) Deonna Purrazzo (c) vs. Rosemary For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship
3.) Karl Anderson vs. Ethan Page w/Josh Alexander
4.) Rohit Raju (c) vs. TBD For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship
5.) Jessica Havok & Nevaeh vs. Team Sea Stars
6.) Tommy Dreamer vs. Larry D w/Acey Romero. If Dreamer Wins, Larry D Will Go To Jail. If Dreamer Loses, Larry Walks Away A Free Man
7.) Eric Young w/Joe Doering vs. Rhino
Fifth Match: Rich Swann & Willie Mack vs. Chris Bey & Moose
Rich Swann and Moose will start things off. Bey tags himself in. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Bey applies a waist lock. Bey goes for an O’Connor Roll, but Swann holds onto the ropes. Swann sends Bey across the ring. Swann leapfrogs over Bey. Bey lunges over Swann. Bey leapfrogs over Swann. Swann somersaults over Bey. Bey pops back on his feet. Swann sends Bey to the ring apron. Bey with a shoulder block. Bey slips over Swann’s back. Bey goes for a HeadScissors TakeOver, but Swann cartwheels back onto his feet. Swann side steps the dropkick from Bey. Swann with a HandSpring Takedown. Swann dropkicks Bey. Swann and Mack have complete control of the match during the commercial break.
Mack dropkicks Moose. Mack with a running forearm smash. Mack nails Moose with The Pump Kick. Mack follows that with The Reverse Senton Bomb. Mack is throwing haymakers at Moose. Moose ducks a clothesline from Mack. Moose with Two Uranage Slams. Moose tags in Bey. Assisted PowerBomb for a two count. Bey stomps on the left shoulder of Mack. Bey kicks Mack in the ribs. Bey is choking Mack with his boot. Bey applies a front face lock. Moose tags himself in. Moose punches Mack in the back. Moose talks smack to Swann. Moose with a knife edge chop. Moose stomps on Mack’s chest. Moose is raining down haymakers. Moose is picking Mack apart. Moose drags Mack to the corner. Moose tags in Bey. Bey with a Leg Drop for a two count. Bey uppercuts the back of Mack’s neck. Moose tags himself in. Moose uppercuts Mack. Moose with a knife edge chop. Moose punches Mack in the back. Moose continues to run his mouth. Mack kicks Moose in the gut. Mack creates distance with Two Stunner. Mack tags in Swann.
Swann ducks a clothesline from Moose. Swann kicks Bey in the face. Swann with Three Spinning Back Kicks. Swann goes for a Running Hurricanrana, but Moose counters with The PowerBomb. Moose tags in Bey. Swann kicks Bey in the face. Swann sends Moose tumbling to the floor. Swann side steps Bey into the turnbuckles. Bey kicks Swann in the face. Swann with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Swann thrust kicks the midsection of Moose. Swann SuperKicks Moose. Swann hits The Top Rope FrankenSteiner on top of Moose for a two count. Bey rocks Swann with a forearm smash. Swann drops Bey with The Swinging NeckBreaker. Swann delivers The House Call. Swann tags in Mack. Bey avoids The Six Star Frog Splash. Bey with a HeadScissors TakeOver into the middle turnbuckle pad. Bey with The Spinning Heel Kick to Swann. Mack responds with a Pop Up Forearm Smash. Moose Spears Mack. Moose with clubbing elbow smashes. Swann starts brawling with Moose. Bey hooks the outside leg to pickup the victory.
Winner: Chris Bey & Moose via Pinfall
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