IMPACT Wrestling Results 4/19/19
St. Clair College SportsPlex
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Scarlett Bordeaux & Fallah Bahh vs. The Desi Hit Squad
Fallah Bahh and Rohit Raju will start things off. Bahh is playing mind games with Raju. Raju is throwing haymakers at Bahh. Raju kicks Bahh in the gut. Bahh stops Raju in his tracks. Bahh ducks a clothesline from Raju. Bahh drops Raju with a shoulder tackle. Raju tags in Singh. Singh is distracted by the balding chants. Singh with a spinning back kick. Bahh responds with a side kick. Bahh takes out of the legs of Singh. Bahh with a Running Leg Drop. Bahh tags in Bordeaux. Singh talks smack to Bordeaux. Singh tags in Raju. Raju tells Bordeaux to get out of the ring. The Desi Hit Squad double teams Bahh. Bahh with a double clothesline. Bahh plays to the crowd. Raju trips Bahh from the outside.
Singh hits The SpineBuster. Singh HeadButts Bahh. Bahh walks into forearms from Singh. Singh with a Sliding Mafia Kick for a one count. Bordeaux and Raju are tagged in. Raju begs for mercy. Bordeaux with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Bahh lands The Suicide Dive. Bahh is fired up. Bordeaux with a Massive Crossbody Block to the outside. Bahh delivers Two Body Avalanches. Bordeaux with The Running StinkFace. Raju pulls Singh out of the ring. Raju wants a slice of heaven. Bordeaux tells Raju to close his eyes. Bahh drills Raju with The StinkFace. Bahh hits The Samoan Drop. Singh responds with a Leaping FlatLiner. Bordeaux with a waist lock go-behind. Bordeaux decks Singh with a JawBreaker. Bahh with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Bordeaux and Bahh plants Singh with The Double Banzai Drop to pickup the victory.
Winner: Scarlett Bordeaux & Fallah Bahh via Pinfall
– Video Package for The Deaners.
– Tommy Dreamer talks about Madman Fulton not liking a corporate structure. They’re both rebels at heart. Dreamer says that Fulton is in for the fight of his life tonight.
Second Match: Moose vs. Dezmond Xavier
Feeling out process after the bell rings. Xavier crawls under Moose. Xavier applies a sleeper hold. Xavier transitions into a side headlock. Moose launches Xavier across the ring. Xavier applies a waist lock. Moose uses his hips to break the hold. Xavier with rapid fire bodyshots. Moose is pissed. Xavier goes for a Hurricanrana, but Moose blocks it. Xavier ducks a clothesline from Moose. Moose blocks a punch from Xavier. Moose with a Big Biel Throw. Moose applies The Bear Hug. Xavier delivers his combination offense. Xavier with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Moose lawn darts Xavier into the top turnbuckle pad.
Moose is choking Xavier with his boot. Moose catapults Xavier’s neck across the middle rope. Moose whips Xavier back first across the turnbuckles. Moose has complete control of the match. Moose blasts Xavier with a knife edge chop. Xavier kicks Moose in the face. Moose goes for The Go To Hell, but Xavier counters with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Moose drops Xavier with an Inside Out Lariat. Moose stands on Xavier’s back.
Moose argues with the referee. Moose talks smack to The Rascalz. Moose flexes his muscles. Moose with clubbing shoulder blocks. Xavier sends Moose shoulder first into the steel ring post. Moose catches Xavier in mid-air. Moose swings Xavier into the steel ring steps. Moose PowerBombs Xavier into The Rascalz. The Rascalz are running interference. Zachary Wentz drills Moose with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Xavier rolls Moose over to pickup the victory.
Winner: Dezmond Xavier via Pinfall
Rosemary & Kiera Hogan Backstage Segment:
– This weeks GWN Flashback Moment Of The Week is the LAX/OGz 5150 Street Fight from the 2018 Slammiversary PPV.
– Tessa Blanchard is looking for Gail Kim’s Husband, Chef Robert Irvine. Blanchard destroys one of his restaurants.
– Gail Kim will not press any charges. Gail is going to teach Tessa Blanchard a lesson at the Rebellion PPV.
Third Match: Madman Fulton w/Sami Callihan vs. Tommy Dreamer
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Fulton has the obvious strength advantage. Dreamer applies a waist lock. Fulton drops Dreamer with a shoulder tackle. Fulton with clubbing blows to Dreamer’s back. Fulton with a modified vice hold. Dream with a short-arm reversal. Dream unloads two left jabs. Fulton with a running clothesline. Fulton repeatedly stomps on Dreamer’s chest. Callihan and Dreamer are brawling on the outside. The referee ejects Callihan from the ringside area. Fulton grabs Dreamer by his nose. Dreamer uses the top rope to create separation. Fulton with a Big Boot. Fulton whips Dreamer back first across the turnbuckles.
Fulton applies The Bear Hug. Dreamer bites the forehead of Fulton. Dreamer transitions into a Corner Mount. Fulton goes for a PowerBomb, but Dreamer counters with a Hurricanrana to the floor. Fulton slams Dreamer’s head on the ring apron. Dreamer side steps Fulton into the steel ring post. Dreamer slaps Fulton in the chest. Fulton dumps Dreamer crotch first on the steel railing. Fulton dumps Dreamer’s back on the apron. Fulton applies a waist lock. Dreamer displays his fighting spirit. Fulton bodyslams Dreamer. Fulton with a Running Splash for a one count.
Dreamer rakes the eyes of Fulton. Dreamer with a back elbow smash. Fulton responds with a side walk slam for a two count. Fulton is putting the boots to Dreamer. Fulton goes for a Diving HeadButt, but Dreamer ducks out of the way. Dreamer kicks Fulton in the jaw. Dreamer is building momentum. Dreamer unloads Two Bionic Elbows. Dreamer connects with The Cutter. Fulton with a big haymaker. Dreamer side steps Fulton into the turnbuckles. Dreamer with a Spike DDT. Dreamer rolls to the outside. Dreamer grabs a kendo stick. Fulton plants Dreamer with The End Of Days to pickup the victory.
After the match, Willie Mack gets destroyed by oVe. Rich Swann makes the save with a HandSpring Double Cutter. Callihan choke Swann with a baseball bat. Callihan plants Swann with The Spike PileDriver. Callihan brutally attacks the right shoulder of Dreamer. Callihan drills Swann with the bat to close the segment.
Winner: Madman Fulton via Pinfall
– Video Package for Rob Van Dam who’s making his Impact Wrestling Return on April 29, 2019.
– Willie Mack calls Killer Kross the slender man. Mack challenges Kross to a match next week. Mack says that actions means louder than words.
Fourth Match: Madison Rayne vs. Taya Valkyrie
Rayne with forearm shivers before the bell rings. Rayne ducks a clothesline from Valkyrie. Valkyrie with a SitOut Rear Mat Slam. Rayne responds with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Valkyrie heads to the outside. Valkyrie talks smack to Rayne. Valkyrie heads to the backstage area. Jordynne Grace rolls Valkyrie back into the ring. Rayne goes for a Reverse DDT, but Valkyrie counters with a forearm smash. Valkyrie is pissed. Valkyrie continues to be distracted by Grace. Rayne with the school girl rollup to pickup the victory.
Winner: Madison Rayne via Pinfall
– Brian Cage confronts Don Callis and Scott D’Amore about the corrupt official who’s working with Johnny Impact.
– Lance Storm will be the special guest referee the Johnny Impact/Brian Cage World Title Match at The Rebellion PPV.
Fifth Match: The Lucha Brothers (c) vs. Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake For The IMPACT World Tag Team Championship
Fenix and Drake will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Drake shoves Fenix to the corner. Drake drops Fenix with a shoulder tackle. Fenix slaps Drake in the chest. Fenix drills Edwards with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Fenix with a Lucha Libre Arm-Drag. Pentagon with a High Head Kick to Edwards. Pentagon SuperKicks Drake. The Lucha Brothers clears the ring. Lucha Brothers goes for their Package PileDriver/Flying Double Foot Stomp Combination, but Edwards counters with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards hits The Blue Thunder Bomb. Drake with a High Toss for a two count. Drake tags in Edwards.
Edwards unloads two knife edge chops. Edwards tags in Drake. Drake with a Vertical Suplex for a two count. Edwards and Drake are cutting the ring in half. Fenix displays his fighting spirit. Fenix goes for a Rolling Cutter, but Edwards and Drake counters with their Flying Knee Drop/Burning Hammer Combination for a two count. Pentagon with The PK. Edwards and Drake with a Double Front Suplex for a two count. Lucha Brothers starts building momentum. Stereo SuperKicks. Fenix with a Massive Splash to the outside. Pentagon hooks the leg for a two count. Pentagon tags in Fenix.
LAX are running interference. Drake with an O’Connor Roll for a two count. Drake drives his knee into the midsection of Pentagon. The referee is distracted by Edwards. Pentagon thrust kicks the midsection of Drake. Fenix wipes out Edwards with a Cannonball Senton. Lucha Brothers plants Drake with their Package PileDriver/SpringBoard Double Foot Stomp Combination to pickup the victory. After the match, LAX and Lucha Brothers starts brawling towards the backstage area. Drake attacks Edwards from behind. Drake transitions into a ground and pound attack. Drake blasts Edwards with Kenny The Kendo Stick to close the show.
Winner: Still IMPACT World Tag Team Champions, The Lucha Brothers via Pinfall
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