AEW Dark Results 3/10/20
The 1stBank Center
Broomfield, Colorado
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: (4-4) The Jurassic Express w/Marko Stunt vs. (5-8) Kip Sabian & (0-10) Peter Avalon w/Penelope Ford & Leva Bates
Luchasaurus and Sabian will start things off. Sabian talks smack to Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus goes for The ChokeSlam, but Sabian lands back on his feet. Sabian ducks a clothesline from Luchasaurus. Sabian slides under Luchasaurus. Sabian taunts Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus kicks Sabian into the turnbuckles. Sabian tags in Avalon. Avalon nearly suffered the same fate. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy with a waist lock go-behind. Avalon applies a side headlock. Avalon drops Jungle Boy with a running shoulder tackle. Shhhh! Jungle Boy drops down on the canvas. Jungle Boy leapfrogs over Avalon. Avalon lunges over Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy with a quick leg sweep. Jungle Boy mocks Avalon. That lead us to a quick stalemate in the center of the ring.
Jungle Boy avoids the running double sledge. Jungle Boy slaps Avalon in the chest. Jungle Boy with a SlingShot Arm-Drag TakeOver. Jungle Boy follows that with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Jungle Boy dropkicks Avalon. Jungle Boy pops back on his feet. Sabian tags himself in. Short-Arm Reversal by Avalon. Jungle Boy answers with a leaping forearm smash. Jungle Boy thrust kicks the midsection of Sabian. Jungle Boy bodyslams Sabian. Jungle Boy hits The Inside Out Senton. Jungle Boy drops Avalon with The Tornedo. Jungle Boy is fired up. Avalon pulls Luchasaurus off the ring apron. Avalon shoves Marko Stunt. Sabian launches Jungle Boy over the top rope. Jungle Boy with an Apron Enzuigiri. Ford trips Jungle Boy from the outside. Sabian with The Draping Fisherman’s NeckBreaker for a two count. Sabian applies a front face lock. Sabian tags in Avalon.
Sabian and Avalon are cutting the ring in half. Avalon rakes the back of Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy with heavy bodyshots. Avalon answers with a Leg Lariat. The referee is trying to calm down Luchasaurus. Sabian applies a sleeper hold behind the referee’s back. Avalon delivers a gut punch. Avalon tags in Sabian. SpringBoard Missile Dropkick/SpineBuster Combination for a two count. Sabian repeatedly stomps on Jungle Boy’s back. Ford chokes Jungle Boy. Sabian tags in Avalon. Double Vertical Suplex for a one count. Avalon applies a rear chin lock. Jungle Boy gets back to a vertical base. Jungle Boy slaps Avalon in the face. Avalon pulls Jungle Boy down to the mat. Avalon with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Avalon goes for The MoonSault, but Jungle Boy ducks out of the way. Ford launches one of Leva Bates books into the ring. Sabian stops Jungle Boy in his tracks. Stunt is trying to play peacemaker on the outside, but that plan didn’t work out.
Quick shoving contest. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus clotheslines Avalon. Luchasaurus with a knife edge chop. Luchasaurus tees off on Sabian. Luchasaurus delivers The Question Mark Kick. Luchasaurus follows that with a knee lit. Luchasaurus with a RoundHouse Kick. Sabian ducks a clothesline from Luchasaurus. Sabian goes for a SpringBoard Crossbody Block, but Luchasaurus counters with The Fossilizer. Avalon with a knife edge chop. Luchasaurus dodges The Leg Lariat. Luchasaurus ChokeSlams Avalon. Luchasaurus hits The Standing MoonSault. Sabian throws himself into Luchasaurus to break up the pinning opportunity. Luchasaurus goes for The ChokeSlam, but Sabian counters with a Hurricanrana. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Jungle Boy decks Sabian with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy with a Rolling Elbow. Jungle Boy sends Sabian to the corner. Jungle Boy with a Running European Uppercut. Jungle Boy drops Sabian with The Rebound Clothesline. Standing Switch Exchange. Luchasaurus drives Avalon face first to the canvas. Luchasaurus connects with The Tail Whip. The Jurassic Express plants Avalon with their Cutter/TombStone PileDriver Combination to pickup the victory.
Winner: (5-4) The Jurassic Express via Pinfall
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Second Match: (5-5) Jimmy Havoc vs. (0-0) Severino Corrente
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Havoc backs Corrente into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Havoc applies a wrist lock. Havoc works on his joint manipulation game. Havoc with a quick takedown. Havoc stands on Corrente’s face. Havoc starts bending Corrente’s fingers. Wrist lock Exchange. Corrente with three haymakers. Havoc laughs it off. Havoc drops Corrente with The Rolling Elbow. Havoc sends Cornette face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Havoc with a chop/forearm combination in the corner. Following a snap mare takeover, Havoc kicks Corrente in the back. Havoc fish hooks Corrente. Corrente rakes the eyes of Havoc. Corrente punches Havoc in the back. Corrente with clubbing shoulder blocks. Corrente with a forearm smash. Havoc responds with a Double Foot Stomp. Havoc with The Vertical Suplex into the turnbuckles.
Havoc lands The Flying Double Foot Stomp. Havoc plays to the crowd. Corrente negates The Acid Rain Maker. Corrente with a German Suplex into the turnbuckles for a one count. Corrente is thinking way too much. Havoc starts biting Corrente’s fingers. Havoc delivers the double eye poke. Havoc plants The SitOut FaceBuster. Havoc with a double foot dropkick. Havoc blocks The RoundHouse Kick. Havoc nails Corrente with The Elevated Leg Hook DDT. Havoc follows that with a Running Death Valley Driver. Havoc drops Cornette with a Basement European Uppercut. Havoc connects with The Acid Rain Maker to pickup the victory. After the match, Luther attacks Havoc from behind. Luther is putting the boots to Havoc. Luther throws Havoc into the ringside barricade. Luther nails Havoc with a DDT on the ramp.
Winner: (6-5) Jimmy Havoc via Pinfall
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Third Match: (8-4) Hikaru Shida vs. (0-0) Abadon
Shida is perplexed. Test Of Strength. Abadon breaks the grip. Abadon tries to bite the left hand of Shida. Abadon taunts Shida. Shida applies a side headlock. Shida drops Abadon with a shoulder tackle. Abadon sits up. Abadon ducks a clothesline from Shida. Abadon with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Abadon follows that with a low dropkick for a two count. Shida is off her game. Abadon is trying to bite the left wrist of Shida. Shida drives her knee into the midsection of Abadon. Shida with a Vertical Suplex. Abadon continues to play mind games with Shida. Shida goes for a Fisherman’s Buster, but Abadon counters with The DDT. Abadon applies a sleeper hold. Abadon licks Shida’s face. Shida with forearm shivers. Abadon laughs at Shida.
Shida with three forearm smashes. Short-Arm Reversal by Abadon. Shida grabs Abadon’s hair. Shida launches Abadon in the corner. Shida with a High Knee Strike. Shida delivers a Missile Dropkick. Shida plays to the crowd. Shida with a rolling crucifix for a two count. Shida rocks Abadon with a Basement Forearm Smash for a two count. Shida with a running knee strike to the back of Abadon’s head for a two count. Shida goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Abadon lands back on her feet. Abadon avoids The Back Fist. Abadon with The SitOut Rear Mat Slam for a two count. Shida responds with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Shida connects with The Vertical Drop Brain Buster. Abadon screams at Shida. Shida plants Abadon with The Three Count to pickup the victory.
Winner: (9-4) Hikaru Shida via Pinfall
– Luther attacks Jimmy Havoc in the backstage area.
– Peter Avalon & Colt Cabana starts debating over books and podcasts. Avalon says that Cabana listens to terrible media. Cabana accepts Avalon’s challenge. Leva Bates was a big fan of The Art Of Wrestling Podcast.
Fourth Match: (5-10) The Private Party vs. (2-6) Sonny Kiss & (0-9) Brandon Cutler
Isaiah Kassidy and Brandon Cutler will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Cutler applies a wrist lock. Kassidy reverses the hold. Cutler with an arm-ringer. Cutler applies a side headlock. Quen made the blind tag. Cutler with the short-arm reversal. Cutler avoids the double team attack. Kiss tags himself in. Cutler slips over Quen’s back. Nobody can land a roundhouse kick. Double Tip Up. Quadruple Dropkick. That leads us to a big standoff in the center of the ring. Quick shoving contest. Kiss with a straight right hand. Kiss with a SpringBoard Arm-Drag TakeOver. Kiss follows that with The Cazadora Split. Quen avoids The Double Back HandSpring Elbow Smash. Kiss with another arm-drag takeover. Kiss with a Spinning Back Kick. Kiss drops Quen with a Running Boot/Split Combination for a one count. Quen HeadButts the midsection of Kiss. Quen goes for a monkey flip, but Kiss lands back on his feet. Quen avoids The RoundHouse Kick. Quen with a waist lock go-behind. Quen sends Kiss into an Apron Enzuigiri from Kassidy. Quen tags in Kassidy.
Private Party are cutting the ring in half. Flying Double Foot Stomp/Hangman’s NeckBreaker Combination. Kassidy knocks Cutler off the ring apron. Kassidy mocks Kiss. Kassidy hooks the leg for a two count. Kassidy slams Kiss head on the top turnbuckle pad. Kassidy unloads two knife edge chops. Kiss ducks a clothesline from Kassidy. Kassidy with a roll through escape. Kassidy tags in Quen. Kassidy kicks Kiss in the gut. Quen with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Kassidy follows that with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Quen sweeps the legs of Kiss. Kassidy applies The Camel Clutch. Quen with a Leaping Foot Stomp across the back of Kiss neck for a two count. Quen continues to pick Kiss apart. Quen drops Kiss with a knife edge chop for a two count. Quen applies a front face lock. Quen tags in Kassidy. Private Party goes for The Double Vertical Suplex, but Kiss lands back on his feet. Kiss finally tags in Cutler.
Cutler with a SpringBoard Double Clothesline. Cutler with two running clotheslines. Kassidy thrust kicks the midsection of Cutler. Double Irish Whip. Cutler shoves Kassidy into Quen. Standing Switch Exchange. Cutler kicks Quen in the face. Cutler decks Kassidy with a back elbow smash. Cutler unloads a series of strikes. Cutler kicks Kassidy in the back. Cutler with Two Guillotine Leg Drops. Cutler lands The Suicide Dive. Cutler follows that with a SpringBoard Elbow Drop for a two count. Cutler tags in Kiss. Kassidy ducks a clothesline from Kiss. Kiss kicks Quen off the ring apron. Kiss with The Tiger Wall Flip Kick. Kiss nails Kassidy with The PK. Kiss SuperKicks Quen. Kiss twerks. Kiss with The Quebrada off the ring apron. Kiss with a Flying Hurricanrana. Kiss with a Leaping Leg Drop for a two count. Kassidy tags in Quen. Kiss thrust kicks the midsection of Quen. Kiss goes for The Split, but Quen counters with The Back Flip Double Knee Drop for a two count. Quen drives Kiss back first into the turnbuckles. Kassidy tags himself in.
Kassidy mocks Cutler. Kassidy with a Leaping Back Elbow Smash. Private Party are double teaming Kiss. Kassidy applies The Triangle Choke. Assisted Shooting Star Press for a two count. Cutler with two haymakers. Private Party goes for The Silly String, but Cutler counters with The TPK. Cutler catches Quen in mid-air. Cutler nails Quen with The TPK. The referee yells at Cutler because he’s not the legal man in this match. Cutler shoves Kiss back inside the ring. Kiss with the cover for a two count. Kiss is shocked. Kiss with a back elbow smash to Quen. Kassidy negates The Flying Split. Kassidy tags in Quen. Quen knocks Cutler off the ring apron. Quen with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Private Party connects with The Gin and Juice to pickup the victory. After the match, The Death Triangle attacks Private Party from behind. Pac is choking Kiss with his boot. Pac talks smack to the Denver crowd. Pac promises anarchy, nobody is safe. Joey Janela joins the fray. The numbers are too much for Janela. Fenix nails Janle aiwht a Corner Dropkick. Best Friends and Orange Cassidy storms into the ring to make the save. The Death Triangle exits The 1stBank Center to close the show.
Winner: (6-10) The Private Party via Pinfall
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