IMPACT Wrestling Results 1/11/19

IMPACT Wrestling Results 1/11/19
The Asylum
Nashville, Tennessee

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Transcription by Josh Lopez

Johnny Impact, Brian Cage and Killer Kross In-Ring Segment: 

This world title is very important, but right now nothing is more important than his wife. The end of Homecoming should’ve been a celebration, but Taya spent the last two days in the hospital after what Killer Kross did to her. Impact throws down his sunglasses. What is Killer Kross problem? All his cryptic bullshit is a pain in Impact’s ass. Yes Impact was pissed off when Kross attacked him backstage. Impact can’t wait to get his hands on Kross. Brian Cage makes his way to the ring. Cage is not happy.

Cage had Impact beat to the count of ten. Not the fact Impact’s survival buddies saved his ass. Is he really moving on from Cage? That’s not how this works. Cage is the rightful champion. Cage wants his rematch right now. Now is not the time or place. Cage doesn’t give a damn about Impact’s wife. Cage and Impact starts bickering with each other. Killer Kross appears on the stage. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the great poser holding the Impact World Championship, Johnny Impact.

To Kross’s recollection, Cage defeated Impact three times.That’s pathetic. Impact is finally showing his true colors. Impact does care Cage’s daughter or finance. It’s all about Johnny Image, expect when Kross powerbombed his wife off the stage. As soon as Taya comes back, Kross will send her back to the hospital. Cage stops Impact in his tracks. Impact SuperKicks Cage. Impact follows that with a Top Rope Plancha. Impact is bringing the fight to Killer Kross. Cage drops Impact with a Discus Lariat. Kross clotheslines Cage. Cage immediately gets back on his feet. Cage flexes his muscles. Kross heads to the backstage area.

First Match: The Lucha Brothers vs. The Rascalz 

Pentagon Jr and Dezmond Xavier will start things off. Pentagon is playing mind games with Xavier. Pentagon reminds Xavier that he has cero miedo. Pentagon with a spinning back kick. Pentagon applies a side headlock. Xavier leapfrogs over Pentagon. Pentagon kicks Xavier in the gut. Pentagon goes for a Suicide Dive, but Wentz counters with a Cutter on the second rope. Wentz goes for a SlingShot CodeBreaker, but Pentagon blocks it. Wentz ducks a clothesline from Pentagon. Wentz with a SpringBoard Corkscrew Press. Fenix avoids a SuperKick from Wentz. Fenix drives Wentz face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Fenix drops Wentz with a Tiger Feint Kick. Fenix delivers a Flying HeadButt.

Xavier rams his shoulders into the midsection of Fenix. Xavier slips over Fenix back. Double Leapfrog by Xavier. Xavier unloads his combination offense. Xavier dropkicks Fenix. Pentagon responds with another Spinning Back Kick. Xavier reverses out of the irish whip from Pentagon. Pentagon launches Xavier to the ring apron. Xavier nails Pentagon with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Xavier with a Rebound Dropkick. Wentz follows that with a Flying Bronco Buster. Fenix with a Roll Through Double Cutter. Wentz unloads a flurry of kicks. Wentz with a Jumping Knee Lift. Fenix goes for a schoolboy rollup, but Wentz lands back on his feet. Wentz kicks Fenix in the jaw. Wentz knocks Pentagon off the ring apron.

The Rascalz are double teaming Fenix. Wentz with a Meteora for a two count. Wentz with a Running European Uppercut. Fenix SuperKicks Xavier. Pentagon drops Wentz with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Fenix lands a Suicide Dive. Pentagon with a Flying Cannonball Strike off the ring apron. Xavier on the receiving end of Stereo SuperKicks. The Lucha Brothers connects with an Assisted Victory GourdBuster for a two count. Uppercut Party in The Asylum. Pentagon SuperKicks Xavier. Wentz responds with a HandSpring Jumping Knee Strike. Fenix with a Flying Spinning Heel Kick. Xavier hits The X19. Pentagon with an Inside Out Lariat. Xavier negates The Fear Factor. Wentz with a Sunset Flip PowerBomb. Wentz nails Pentagon with another Jumping Knee Strike. Fenix with a Roll Through Cutter to Wentz. Lucha Brothers plants The Rascalz with their SuperKick/Gory Special/Fear Factor Combination to pickup the victory.

Winner: The Lucha Brothers via Pinfall 

– This weeks GWN Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Inaugural Ultimate X Match.

Rich Swann & Sami Callihan In-Ring Segment: 

Third Match: Willie Mack vs. Sami Callihan 

Mack and Callihan are immediately trading back and forth shots after the bell rings. Mack plays to the crowd. Callihan with a side headlock. Mack responds with a headscissors neck lock. Callihan ducks a clothesline from Mack. Both men are knocked after a Double Pump Kick. Callihan HeadButts Mack. Callihan tells Mack to bring it. Mack obliges with a headbutt. Mack is displaying his fighting spirit. Callihan blasts Mack with a knife edge chop. Callihan rakes the eyes of Mack. Callihan blocks a boot from Mack. Mack with a Discus Forearm Smash. Callihan dumps Mack out of the ring. Callihan gets Mack trapped in the ring skirt. Callihan is teeing off on Mack.

Mack clotheslines Callihan on the floor. Mack with a knife edge chop. Mack follows that with a Uranage Slam on the ring apron. Mack is lighting up Callihan’s chest. Callihan launches Mack over the steel ring steps. Callihan will take a count out victory. Callihan and Mack starts brawling on the stage. Mack uppercuts Callihan. Mack goes for a Flying FlatLiner, but Callihan blocks it. Callihan with a Spike PileDriver. Mac negates the referee’s count of ten. Mack repeatedly kicks Callihan in the jaw. Mack is throwing haymakers at Callihan.

Mack delivers his combination offense. Mack with a Running Pump Kick. Mack follows that with a Samoan Drop. Mack with a Standing MoonSault for a two count. Callihan starts biting Mack’s fingers. Callihan with a Snap Lariat for a two count. Callihan goes for The LTR, but Mack counters with Sky High for a two count. Callihan with a Running PowerBomb. Callihan drops Mack with a V-Trigger for a two count. Mack with a Pop Up Forearm Smash. Mack with a Flying Back Senton. Mack goes for The Stunner, but Callihan blocks it. Callihan with a Sunset Flip for a two count. Super long Rollup Exchange. Callihan goes for a Spike PileDriver, but Mack rolls him over to pickup the victory.

Winner: Sami Callihan via Pinfall 

The Scarlett Bordeaux Strip Show: 

Fourth Match: Tessa Blanchard vs. Cali Collins 

Blanchard kicks Collins in the gut. Blanchard with a clubbing forearm to the back of Collins. Blanchard is mauling Collins in the corner. Collins side steps Blanchard into the turnbuckles. Collins kicks Blanchard in the gut. Blanchard starts teeing off on Collins. Blanchard uses the top rope as a weapon. Blanchard dropkicks the back of Collins. Blanchard with a Vertical Suplex for a two count. Blanchard plants Collins with Eat Defeat to pickup the victory.

Winner: Tessa Blanchard via Pinfall 

Eli Drake & Eddie Edwards Backstage Segment: 

Fifth Match: Johnny Impact vs. Killer Kross in a No Disqualification Match 

Impact with rapid fire forearm smashes. Kross fires back with a Judo Throw. Kross applies a side headlock. Impact transitions into a ground and pound attack. Impact is choking Kross with his boot. Hockey Fight in the center of the ring. Kross with an Exploder Suplex. Kross brings Impact to the corner. Kross with clubbing bodyshots. Kross clotheslines Impact over the top rope. Impact with a Big Boot. Impact repeatedly slams Kross head on the steel guard rail. Kross laughs at Impact. Impact nails Kross with The Shining Wizard.

Impact brings out a table from under the ring. Kross punches a steel chair out of Impact’s hands. Kross wraps a chair around Impact neck. Kross drives Impact neck first into the steel ring post. Kross attacks the referee. Kross applies a straight jacket choke. Kross dumps Impact crotch first on the steel guard rail. Kross has Impact in a precarious position on the floor. Impact avoids a devastating chair shot. Impact has Kross under a pile of chairs. Impact lands a MoonSault off the steel ring steps.

Kross climbs out of the pile. Kross is livid. Kross and Impact are swinging chairs at each other. Impact with a series of forearm shivers. Impact uppercuts Kross. Impact drives a chair into the midsection of Kross. Impact with a flurry of DDT’s on the chair in the center of the ring. Impact SuperKicks Kross. Kross tells Impact to bring it. Impact throws a chair at Kross. Impact drags Kross to the corner. Impact gets Kross buried under another pile of chairs. Impact sets up for Star Ship Pain. Moose sends Impact crashing through the table on the floor. Kross makes Impact tap out to The Kross Jacket Choke.

Winner: Killer Kross via Submission 

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