IMPACT Wrestling Results 10/13/22
Washington Avenue Armory
Albany, New York
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Commentary Team (Tom Hannifan & Matthew Rehwoldt)
Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Killer Kelly vs. Tasha Steelz w/Savannah Evans In A No Disqualification Match
Evans attacks Kelly before the bell rings. Steelz repeatedly stomps on Kelly’s back and chest. Steelz with three knife edge chops. Kelly side steps Steelz into the turnbuckles. Kelly with forearm shivers. Kelly with a drop toe hold into the middle turnbuckle pad. Evans blocks The PK. Evans dumps Kelly face first on the ring apron. Evans rolls Kelly back into the ring. Steelz hooks the outside leg for a two count. Steelz talks smack to Kelly. Steelz with Two HeadButts. Steelz drives her knee into the midsection of Kelly. Steelz with a back chop. Steelz sends Kelly chest first into the turnbuckles. Steelz with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Following a snap mare takeover, Steelz with a basement dropkick for a two count. Steelz grabs a steel chain.
Kelly with another drop toe hold. Kelly fish hooks Steelz. Steelz backs Kelly into the turnbuckles. Steelz with a snap mare takeover. Steelz with The Pump Kick for a two count. Steelz applies a Head & Arm Choke. Kelly with The Alabama Slam for a two count. Kelly grabs a steel chair. Steelz thrust kicks the midsection of Kelly. Kelly denies The Bulldog. Kelly ducks a clothesline from Steelz. Kelly applies a wrist lock. Kelly with three short-arm clotheslines. Kelly blasts Steelz with The PK for a two count. Kely hits The Death Valley Driver for a two count. Kelly applies a top wrist lock. Evans attacks Kelly from behind. Kelly is displaying her frustration. Tug Of War. Kelly with a chair shot. Steelz wraps the chain around Kelly’s mouth. Kelly wraps the chain around Steelz neck. Kelly makes Steelz tap out to The Killer Clutch.
Winner: Killer Kelly via Submission
– Dirty Dango had a backstage confrontation with Johnny Swinger and Zicky Dice.
Second Match: Trey Miguel vs. Alex Zayne vs. Kenny King vs. Black Taurus w/Crazzy Steve vs. Laredo Kid vs. Yuya Uemura In A Six-Way Scramble Match
Taurus starts things off with a double clothesline. Taurus launches Uemura over the top rope. Double Shoulder Block. Uemura punches Taurus in the back. Taurus Spears Uemura out of the ring. King applies a side headlock. Zayne whips King across the ring. King drops Zayne with a shoulder tackle. Zayne drops down on the canvas. King taunts Zayne. King ducks a clothesline from Zayne. King cartwheels around Zayne. Zayne applies a wrist lock. Zayne whips King across the ring. Zayne leapfrogs over King. King with a back chop. Zayne runs after King. Taurus Spears Zayne on the floor. King SuperKicks Taurus. Kid uppercuts King off the ring apron. Double Toe Kick to Kid. Meeting Of The Minds. Assisted Fosbury Flop. Uemura reverses out of the irish whip from Miguel. Miguel rolls under a clothesline from Uemura. Uemura with a Leaping Plancha to the outside.
Stereo SomerSault Planchas. King has complete control of the match during the commercial break. King with a corner clothesline. King with a leaping back elbow smash. Miguel side steps King into the turnbuckles. King kicks Miguel in the face. Miguel with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Miguel decks Kid with a back elbow smash. Kid thrust kicks the left knee of Miguel. Kid goes for a Draping DDT, but Uemura counters with The Dragon Sleeper. Dragon Sleeper Party. King with The BlockBuster. King goes for a Tiger Driver, but Zayne counters with a back chop. Zayne ducks a clothesline from King. Zayne with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Uemura dropkicks Zayne.
Taurus HeadButts Uemura. Kid dropkicks Taurus. Miguel with a Handspring Enzuigiri. Miguel blocks The SuperKick. King with a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. King hits The SpineBuster for a two count. Kid with a forearm smash. Kid uppercuts King. Kid sends King to the corner. Kid with a flying forearm smash. Kid with The Falcon Arrow for a two count. Kid applies a front face lock. Kid and King are trading back and forth shots. Uemura with a Flying Crossbody Block. Uemura ducks a clothesline from Kid. Kid with a palm strike. Uemura HeadButts Kid. Uemura with The Double Overhook Suplex. Taurus ducks a clothesline from Uemura. Taurus with a Pop Up Samoan Drop. Kid puts Taurus on the top turnbuckle. Kid uppercuts Taurus. Zayne with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner. Zayne with a Release German Suplex. Miguel nails Zayne with The Scorpion Kick. Miguel connects with The Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker to pickup the victory.
Winner: Trey Miguel via Pinfall
Third Match: VXT & Gisele Shaw vs. The Death Dolls In A 6-Man Tag Team Match
Gisele Shaw and Jessica Havok will start things off. Havok whips Shaw across the ring. Havok ducks a clothesline from Shaw. Havok unloads a flurry of right jabs. Havok with a straight right hand. Havok goes for a Bodyslam, but Shaw lands back on her feet. Shaw tags in Green. Green with a Running Boot. Havok with a corner clothesline. Havok tags in Valkyrie. Double Hammer Throw into the turnbuckles. Havok levels Green with The Body Avalanche. Valkyrie with a Shotgun Meteora for a two count. Green HeadButts Valkyrie. Geen tags in Purrrazo. Meeting Of The Minds. Valkyrie with a double clothesline. Valkyrie with a forearm smash. Valkyrie tags in Rosemary. Rosemary starts biting Purrazzo’s forehead. Rosemary applies The Upside Down. Rosemary tags in Valkyrie.
Valkyrie applies a wrist lock. Valkyrie thrust kicks the midsection of Purrazzo. Valkyrie with a knee lift. Purrazzo rakes the eyes of Valkyrie. Green kicks Valkyrie in the face. Purrazzo drops Valkyrie with The Backstabber. Purrazzo tags in Green. Green with The Wing Snapper into the bottom turnbuckle pad for a two count. Green slams Valkyrie’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Green tags in Shaw. Shaw kicks Valkyrie in the gut. Shaw with a forearm smash. Shaw with a Twisting Vertical Suplex for a two count. Shaw tags in Purrazzo. Purrazzo kicks Valkyrie in the chest. Purrazzo tags in Green. Green and Valkyrie are trading back and forth shots. Green drives her knee into the midsection of Valkyrie.
Green whips Valkyrie across the ring. Valkyrie kicks Green in the chest. Both ladies are knocked down after a double clothesline. Green tags in Purrazzo. Valkyrie uses her feet to create separation. Rosemary and Shaw are tagged in. Rosemary with two clotheslines. Rosemary with The SlingBlade. Rosemary follows that with a Stinger Splash. Rosemary with The Exploder Suplex for a two count. Shaw denies The Red Wedding. Standing Switch Exchange. Shaw with two sharp elbow strikes. Shaw with a BackBreaker/Flatliner Combination for a two count. Rosemary avoids The Running Knee Strike. Rosemary Spears Shaw for a two count. The referee starts losing control of the match. Purrazzo with a Pump Kick to Valkyrie. Purrazzo dumps Havok out of the ring. Rosemary Spears Purrazzo. Shaw connects with The Running Knee Strike to pickup the victory.
Winner: VXT & Gisele Shaw via Pinfall
Fourth Match: Matt Cardona vs. Bhupinder Gujjar
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Gujjar backs Cardona into the turnbuckles. Cardona pie faces Gujjar. Stalemate in the corner. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Cardona backs Gujjar into the turnbuckles. Gujjar is throwing haymakers at Cardona. Cardona drives his knee into the midsection of Gujjar. Cardona punches Gujjar in the back. Cardona applies a side headlock. Gujjar whips Cardona across the ring. Gujjar drops down on the canvas. Gujjar dropkicks Cardona. Gujjar levels Cardona with a Body Avalanche. Gujjar sweeps out the legs of Cardona. Gujjar with The Slingshot Elbow Drop for a two count. Cardona regroups on the outside. Cardona drives Gujjar face first into the ring apron. Cardona drops Gujjar with a NeckBreaker on the floor. Gujjar gets back in the ring at the count of eight.
Cardona transitions into a ground and pound attack. Cardona with The Hangman’s NeckBreaker for a two count. Cardona with a forearm smash. Gujjar avoids The Missile Dropkick. Gujjar with three haymakers. Gujjar whips Cardona across the ring. Cardona kicks Gujjar in the chest. Gujjar clotheslines Cardona. Cardona reverses out of the irish whip from Gujjar. Gujjar ducks a clothesline from Cardona. Gujjar with a SlingBlade. Gujjar kicks Cardona in the gut. Gujjar with a Pump Kick. Gujjar with a Ripcord Knee Strike. Gujjar follows that with The Samoan Drop for a two count. Gujjar prepares for The Gargoyle Spear. Gujjar gets distracted by Brian Myers. Cardona yanks Gujjar off the middle turnbuckle. Cardona connects with The Radio Silence to pickup the victory.
Winner: Matt Cardona via Pinfall
Fifth Match: Josh Alexander (c) vs. Bobby Fish For The IMPACT World Championship
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Alexander backs Fish into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Fish kicks the left hamstring of Alexander. Alexander backs Fish into the ropes. Fish shoves Alexander. Fish pie faces Alexander. Side Headlock Takeover/Headscissors Escape Exchange. Side Headlock Exchange. Fish with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Alexander grabs a side headlock. Fish whips Alexander across the ring. Alexander drops Fish with a shoulder tackle. Fish drops down on the canvas. Fish fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Fish applies The Sleeper Hold. Alexander backs Fish into the turnbuckles. Fish delivers his combination offense. Fish scores the elbow knockdown for a two count. Fish with heavy bodyshots in the corner. Alexander with a back elbow smash. Fish dodges The Running Boot. Standing Switch Exchange. Alexander with The Northern Lights Suplex. Fish regroups on the outside.
Fish kicks out the legs of Alexander. Alexander avoids The Roundhouse Kick. Fish blocks a boot from Alexander. Alexander with forearm shivers. Fish responds with a Dragon Screw Leg Whip on the ramp way. Fish has complete control of the match during the commercial. Fish with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Following a snap mare takeover, Fish with The Slingshot Senton for a two count. Fish with a forearm/hamstring kick/mid-kick combination. Fish with a Sliding Lariat for a two count. Fish is raining down forearms in the corner. Fish drives his knee into the midsection of Alexander. Fish with a Release Vertical Suplex for a two count. Fish punches Alexander. Fish with a Mid-Kick. Alexander with forearm shivers. Short-Arm Reversal by Fish. Fish with a forearm/bodyshot combination.
Alexander applies a side headlock. Alexander hammers down on the back of Fish’s neck. Fish denies The German Suplex. Fish kicks the left hamstring of Alexander. Alexander with a short-arm lariat. Forearm Exchange. Fish with a knee lift. Alexander avoids The Roundhouse Kick. Alexander with a straight right hand. Alexander hammers down on the left knee of Fish. Alexander with The Exploder Suplex. Alexander kicks Fish in the gut. Fish denies The C4 Spike. Fish ducks a clothesline from Alexander. Fish with a forearm smash. Fish kicks the left hamstring of Alexander. Fish hits The Back Drop Driver for a two count. Fish with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Alexander with Two German Suplex’s. Fish clings onto the top rope.
Fish thrust kicks the midsection of Alexander. Fish with The Exploder Suplex into the ropes for a two count. Fish goes for The Roundhouse Kick, but Alexander counters with The Ankle Lock. Fish dumps Alexander out of the ring. Alexander with a shoulder block. Alexander ascends to the top turnbuckle. Fish kicks out the legs of Alexander. Fish punches Alexander in the back. Alexander sends Fish crashing into the canvas. Alexander lands The MoonSault for a two count. Alexander reapplies The Ankle Lock. Fish repeatedly kicks Alexander in the chest. Alexander with an overhand chop. Fish kicks out the legs of Alexander. Fish applies The Triangle Choke. Alexander with a PowerBomb onto the knee. Alexander connects with The C4 Spike to pickup the victory. After the match, Frankie Kazarian informs Alexander that he intends to cash in Option C to close the show.
Winner: Still IMPACT World Champion, Josh Alexander via Pinfall
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