IMPACT Wrestling Results 3/22/19
Sam’s Town Hotel and Gambling Hall
Las Vegas, Nevada
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First Match: Moose vs. Trey Miguel
Miguel ducks a clothesline from Moose. Miguel repeatedly kicks the right hamstring of Moose. Miguel dives over Moose. Miguel with a WheelBarrow Knee Smash. Miguel goes for a Hurricanrana, but Moose blocks it. Miguel slips over Moose’s back. Miguel with a HeadScissors TakeOver. Miguel goes for a Suicide Dive, but Moose counters with a Forearm Smash. Moose mocks Miguel. Miguel with a Baseball Slide Dropkick. Miguel delivers Two Suicide Dives. Moose catches Miguel in mid-air. Moose PowerBombs Miguel on the ring apron. Moose argues with the referee. Moose goes for another PowerBomb, but Miguel blocks it. Miguel SuperKicks Moose. Miguel with a Big Boot. Moose shoves Miguel back into the ring.
Miguel with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick. Moose dodges The 619. Miguel goes for a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver, but Moose blocks it. Moose swings Miguel into the steel ring steps. Moose is teeing off on Miguel’s forehead. Moose with the cover for a two count. Moose blasts Miguel with a knife edge chop. Moose with a running forearm smash. Miguel kicks Moose in the jaw. Moose goes for The Go To Hell, but Miguel counters with The Canadian Destroyer for a two count. Moose drops Miguel with a Discus Lariat. Moose puts Miguel on the top turnbuckle. Moose goes for a SuperPlex, but Miguel blocks it.
Miguel with a Cheeky Nando’s Kick. Moose responds with a Hook Kick. Miguel sends Moose face first to the middle turnbuckle pad. Miguel delivers a Missile Dropkick. Miguel lands a SomerSault Plancha. Miguel rolls Moose back into the ring. Miguel hits The Frog Splash for a one count. Moose with a Pop Up PowerBomb for a two count. Forearm Exchange. Miguel SuperKicks Moose. Moose with a Pump Kick. Miguel with a Jumping Knee Strike. Moose HeadButts Miguel. Miguel with the matrix evasion. Miguel with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Miguel follows that with a Reverse Hurricanrana for a two count. Moose negates The CodeBreaker. Moose drives Miguel shoulder first into the steel ring post. Moose Spears Miguel to pickup the victory.
Winner: Moose via Pinfall
– Sami Callihan has a game plan for Rich Swann. Swann turn his back on his family, so Callihan is going to take his X-Division Championship.
– Tessa Blanchard wants an open apology from Gail Kim. At the same time, Blanchard wants Impact Wrestling Management to relieve Kim of her duties.
– The main event of The Impact Wrestling Rebellion PPV will be Johnny Impact vs. Brian Cage for the Impact World Championship.
Second Match: Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake vs. Fallah Bahh & KM
Drake and Bahh will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Drake applies a side headlock. Bahh drops Drake with a shoulder tackle. Drake kicks Bahh in the gut. Drake with a straight right hand. Drake goes for a Bodyslam, but Bahh counters with a Crossbody Block for a one count. Bahh applies a front face lock. Bahh tags in KM. KM kicks Drake in the gut. Drake is throwing haymakers at KM. Drake applies a wrist lock. Drake tags in Edwards.
Drake and Edwards are double teaming KM. KM drives his knee into the midsection of Edwards. KM tags in Bahh. Edwards unloads two knife edge chops. Bahh with a Side Walk Slam. KM follows that with a SlingShot Senton. Bahh with the cover for a two count. Bahh tags in KM. Edwards kicks KM in the chest. Edwards thrust kicks the midsection of KM. Drake with a Swinging NeckBreaker. KM decks Edwards with a back elbow smash. KM drops Edwards with a NeckBreaker.
Drake puts KM on the top turnbuckle. Edwards with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Drake with a SuperPlex. Bahh goes for The Samoan Drop, but Edwards lands back on his feet. Bahh drops Drake with a Running Crossbody Block. Edwards dumps Bahh out of the ring. Edwards lands The Suicide Dive. Edwards grabs Kenny The Kendo Stick. The referee stops Edwards in his tracks. Drake drills KM with Kenny. Edwards connects with The Boston Knee Party to pickup the victory.
Winner: Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake via Pinfall
– This weeks GWN Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Brian Cage/Fenix X-Division Title Match from Impact Wrestling: ReDefined.
– Next week will be the Impact Wrestling Special: All Against Odds. Scarlett Bordeaux will face The Disco Inferno.
Rich Swann, Willie Mack and Ethan Page Backstage Segment:
Third Match: Ace Austin vs. Damian Hyde
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Austin sweeps the legs of Hyde. Austin kicks Hyde in the back. Austin with a Basement Dropkick. Austin shows off his athleticism on the ring apron. Austin drops Hyde with a Big Boot. Austin hits The Space Fly Tiger Drop. Austin talks smack to Don Callis. Hyde delivers a gut punch. Austin responds with a rebound forearm smash. Austin rolls Hyde back into the ring. Austin unloads two mid-kicks. Hyde with a knife edge chop. Hyde side steps Austin into the turnbuckles. Austin with a SpringBoard Enzuigiri. Austin stands on Hyde’s ribs. Austin with a Fading Senton. Austin delivers a flurry of kicks. Austin drives Hyde face first to the canvas. Austin plants Hyde with The Fold to pickup the victory.
Winner: Ace Austin via Pinfall
– Madison Rayne will be returning to Impact Wrestling in two weeks.
– Video Package on the Sami Callihan/Rich Swann Rivalry.
– Rosemary confronts James Mitchell. Rosemary wants Allie’s soul back. Mitchell says that there’s a him in the undead realm that she’ll have to pay a visit in order to get the bunny back.
Johnny Impact & Taya Valkyrie In-Ring Segment:
Why Johnny Why? Impact rips the “smart” marks. Since day one Impact said that he was going to be a fighting champion. The fans don’t care about his well being. Let’s all latch onto a jack up meathead. Impact says that Brian Cage is too dumb to catch up to the marks games. Where’s the loyalty? Impact cheated on each and every one of you with himself and he loved it. Next week Taya Valkyrie will put her Knockouts Championship on the line against Jordynne Grace.
Valkyrie calls Grace a very talented lady who unfortunately comes up short in a number of areas. Valkyrie says that the marks will not dictate their careers. Impact will defeat Cage at the Rebellion PPV. He’s looking forward to embarrassing the meathead on the big stage. Impact used to care about the fans. There’s only two things that matter now, his wife and the Impact World Championship.
Fourth Match: Ethan Page vs. Willie Mack
Page attacks Mack before the bell rings. Page is throwing haymakers at Mack. Page repeatedly stomps on Mack’s chest. Mack reverses out of the irish whip from Page. Page dives over Mack. Mack hits The Samoan Drop. Mack nips up. Mack with a Standing MoonSault. Mack drops Page with a knife edge chop. Page heads to the outside. Page runs out of harms way. Mack blocks a punch from Page. Mack with a straight right hand. Page responds with a Pump Kick.
Page rolls Mack back into the ring. Page drives his knee into Mack’s back. Page with a Running European Uppercut for a two count. Mack fires back with a chop/forearm combination. Page with a running back elbow strike. Page poses for the crowd. Page applies a rear chin lock. Mack gets back to a vertical base. Mack with shots to the midsection of Page. Mack with a Helluva Kick. Mack follows that with a Running Forearm Smash.
Page kicks Mack in the jaw. Mack with an Atomic Drop. Mack delivers an Inverted Atomic Drop. Mack with a Missile Dropkick. Mack with a Running Back Senton for a two count. Mack drops Page with The DDT for a two count. Page with an Avalanche Iconoclasm. Page throws Mack off the second rope. Page with a Flying Elbow Drop for a two count. SuperKick Exchange. Mack kicks Page in the gut. Mack plants Page with The Stunner to pickup the victory.
Winner: Willie Mack via Pinfall
– Killer Kross whispers something to Impact in the backstage area. Impact says that this day keeps getting better.
– Big backstage brawl with The Lucha Brothers and LAX.
– Gail Kim tells Melissa Santos that she’ll honor all of Tessa Blanchard’s demands next week.
– Willie Mack locks oVe in a closet before tonight’s main event.
Impact Wrestling Against All Odds Match Card:
– Brian Cage vs. Killer Kross
– Scarlett Bordeaux vs. The Disco Inferno
– Rosemary Returns To The Undead Realm
– Taya Valkyrie (c) vs. Jordynne Grace For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship
Fifth Match: Rich Swann (c) vs. Sami Callihan For The IMPACT X-Division Championship
Rockers Punches after the bell rings. Callihan reverses out of the irish whip from Swann. Swann with a Leaping Forearm Smash. Swann with a Roll Through Cutter. Swann delivers a Corkscrew Plancha. Callihan bounces Swann’s head on the steel ring steps. Callihan blasts Swann with a knife edge chop. Callihan goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Swann blocks it. Swann is throwing haymakers at Callihan. Callihan rakes the eyes of Swann. Swann negates The Spike PileDriver. Swann SuperKicks Callihan. Swann with a Flying Clothesline off the ring steps. Forearm Exchange. Swann fires off another SuperKick. Swann goes for a 450 Splash off the apron, but Callihan ducks out of the way. Callihan hits The Exploder Suplex on the ramp. Callihan applies a rear chin lock. Callihan drives his knee into Swann’s back. Callihan is trying to wear down Swann in the center of the ring.
Swann with shots to the midsection of Callihan. Callihan decks Swann with a back elbow smash. Callihan whips Swann throat first across the bottom rope. Callihan with a straight hand. Callihan delivers a spit lated chop in the corner. Callihan bodyslams Swann. Callihan applies the cravate. Callihan with an elbow drop for a two count. Callihan goes back to the rear chin lock. Callihan talks smack to Swann. Callihan applies a sleeper hold. Swann decks Callihan with The Stunner. Swann kicks Callihan in the jaw. Swann is building momentum. Swann with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Swann with a Spinning Back Kick. Callihan with a Big Boot. Swann responds with a Standing Enzuigiri. Swann follows that with a Top Rope FrankenSteiner for a two count. Swann goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Callihan blocks it. Callihan drops Swann with a Big Lariat.
Callihan PowerBombs Swann. Callihan with a High Knee Strike. Callihan hits The Get Out Of Here for a two count. Callihan goes for The Spike PileDriver, but Swann counters with a SuperKick. Swann with a Spinning Heel Kick. Callihan with a Pump Kick. Swann deliver a flurry of kicks. Swann with The 450 Splash for a two count. Swann has Callihan perched on the top turnbuckle. Swann goes for Checkmate, but Callihan counters with an Avalanche PowerBomb for a two count. Callihan locks in The Crippler CrossFace. Callihan transitions into The STF. Swann crawls to the bottom rope to create separation.
Callihan spits at Swann. Swann with clubbing crossfaces. Swann with a HandSpring Cutter for a two count. Callihan dodges The Phoenix Splash. Callihan goes for The Spike PileDriver, but Swann rolls him over to pickup the victory. After the match, Callihan attacks Swann from behind. Callihan grabs a steel chair from under the ring. Swann with a Spinning Heel Kick. Madman Fulton walks into the ring. Fulton ChokeSlams Swann. Fulton has officially join oVe. Willie Mack is throwing haymakers at Fulton. Fulton plants Mack with The End Of Days.
Winner: Still IMPACT X-Division Champion, Rich Swann via Pinfall
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