IMPACT Wrestling Results 8/16/19
St. Clair College SportsPlex
Windsor, Ontario, Canada
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Moose vs. Fallah Bahh
Haymaker Exchange after the bell rings. Moose drives his knee into the midsection of Bahh. Moose talks smack to Bahh. Bahh unloads two knife edge chops. Moose rakes the eyes of Bahh. Moose dumps Bahh out of the ring. Moose punches Bahh in the back. Moose sends Bahh chest first across the steel ring post. Moose nails Bahh with The Pump Kick. Bahh drops Moose with a Running Crossbody Block on the floor. Moose bites the forehead of Bahh. Bahh responds with a Back Body Drop on the ramp. Bahh is fired up. Bahh plays to the crowd. Bahh rolls Moose back into the ring. Moose chop blocks Bahh. Moose targets the left knee of Bahh. Moose fish hooks Bahh. Moose mocks Bahh. Moose delivers another Pump Kick. Moose is choking Bahh with his boot. Moose stomps on Bahh’s back. Moose with forearm shivers. Moose has complete control of the match.
Moose calls Bahh a fat piece of garbage. Bahh is pissed. Bahh blocks a chop from Moose. Moose slaps Bahh in the face. Bahh hits The Samoan Drop. Bahh with two double hand chops. Moose reverses out of the irish whip from Bahh. Moose with a Pump Kick. Bahh lunges over Moose. Bahh with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex for a two count. Bahh levels Moose with a Body Avalanche. Moose responds with a Corner Dropkick. Moose puts Bahh on the top turnbuckle. Moose delivers The SuperPlex. Moose tells Bahh to get up. Bahh avoids The Spear. Bahh with a Running Hip Attack. Moose negates The Banzai Drop. Moose Spears Bahh to pickup the victory.
Winner: Moose via Pinfall
Tessa Blanchard & Tommy Dreamer Backstage Segment
– Su Yung Vignette. Yung wants to put Jessica Havok in a coffin.
– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the Chris Sabin/Juventud Guerrera Match from September 3, 2003. This was the finals of the first ever TNA Super X Cup.
– Impact will be returning to Las Vegas on September 5th and 6th for another round of television tapings.
Second Match: Jordynne Grace & Alexia Nicole vs. Kiera Hogan & Madison Rayne
Hogan attacks Nicole before the bell rings. Hogan with clubbing blows to Nicole’s back. Hogan tags in Rayne. Double Irish Whip. Rayne with a running elbow smash. Hogan follows that with a sliding boot. Rayne with the cover for a one count. Rayne applies the cravate. Rayne with Muay Thai Knee Strikes. Rayne with The Sliding Lariat for a two count. Rayne drives Nicole face first into the top turnbuckle pad. Rayne is choking Nicole with her boot. Nicole with two back elbow smashes. Nicole delivers two deep arm-drags. Nicole with a ShotGun Dropkick. Nicole with a Running Meteora for a two count. Rayne brings Nicole to the corner. Nicole is displaying her fighting spirit. Hogan pulls Nicole down to the mat. Hogan and Rayne are cutting the ring in half.
Hogan with a running corner clothesline. Rayne with two forearm shivers. Following a snap mare takeover, Rayne applies a rear chin lock. Nicole with shots to the midsection of Rayne. Rayne clotheslines Nicole for a two count. Rayne drives Nicole back first into the turnbuckles. Rayne abuses the referee’s five count. Hogan and Rayne are double teaming Nicole behind the referee’s back. Hogan with a Snap Vertical Suplex. Hogan flexes her muscles. The referee is trying to calm down Grace. Hogan with a snap mare takeover. Hogan kicks Nicole in the back. Hogan with a basement dropkick. Hogan with forearm shivers.
Nicole creates distance with a BodyScissors Stunner. Grace with two clotheslines. Grace with a Fallaway Slam. Grace hits The Grace Driver for a two count. Hogan shoves Grace. Grace with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex. Nicole follows that with a Flying Crossbody Block. The referee didn’t see the hot tag. Rayne plants Nicole with The Cross Rayne to pickup the victory. After the match, Rayne applies a sleeper hold. Hogan SuperKicks Grace. Hogan and Rayne are beating down Grace. Rosemary appears in the ring. Rosemary Spears Rayne. Rosemary shoves Rayne into Hogan. Rosemary connects with The Butterfly Suplex.
Winner: Kiera Hogan & Madison Rayne via Pinfall
Ace Austin & Alisha Edwards Backstage Segment
– Taya Valkyrie Vignette.
– Rhino and Michael Elgin brawl outside the St. Clair College SportsPlex
Third Match: Rob Van Dam, Rich Swann, and Willie Mack vs. The Rascalz in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
Miguel and RVD will start things off. Miguel slides under RVD. RVD with a Hook Kick. Miguel tags in Wentz. RVD drops Wentz with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Xavier and Mack are tagged in. Mack nails Xavier with a Pump Kick. Xavier ducks a clothesline from Mack. Mack with a Spinning Back Kick. Mack follows that with a SomerSault Leg Drop. Mack tags in Swann. Xavier with a straight right hand. Xavier leapfrogs over Swann. Swann dropkicks Xavier. Mack and Swann are double teaming Xavier. Bulldog/FlapJack Combination. Xavier delivers his combination offense. Wentz tags himself in. Xavier with an Apron Enzuigiri. Wentz with Clubbing Bronco Busters for a two count. Wentz slams Xavier’s head on the top turnbuckle. Rascalz are cutting the ring in half.
Miguel unloads three knife edge chops. Miguel with a chop/forearm combination. SlingShot Senton Party. Miguel hooks the leg for a two count. Haymaker Exchange. Swann ducks a clothesline from Miguel. Swann goes for an Arm-Drag TakeDown, but Miguel lands back on his feet. Miguel with a Step Up Enzuigiri for a two count. Swann needs to creates separation. Rascalz catapults Swann into a SuperKick from Wentz. Swann with a HandSpring Double Back Elbow Smash. Swann hits The Cutter. Swann tags in RVD. RVD clotheslines Wentz. RVD SuperKicks Xavier. RVD with a Step Through Kick to Miguel. RVD PowerSlams Wentz. RVD follows that with a Split Legged MoonSault for a two count.
Mack with a Samoan Drop. Mack delivers The Standing MoonSault. RVD connects with Rolling Thunder. Swann with Modified Rolling Thunder of his own. Miguel sends RVD crashing to the outside. Xavier with a double leg takedown. Xavier catapults Swann into an Apron Enzuigiri from Miguel. Mack negates Hot Fire Flame. Miguel lands The Suicide Dive. Swann and Wentz are trading back and forth shots. Swann with a Discus Forearm Smash. Wentz responds with a Palm Strike. High Head Kick Exchange. Swann delivers his lightning quick offense. RVD connects with The Five Star Frog Splash. Swann lands The Phoenix Splash to pickup the victory.
Winner: Rob Van Dam, Rich Swann, and Willie Mack via Pinfall
The North Backstage Interview
Fourth Match: The Desi Hit Squad vs. The Deaners
Pier six brawl before the bell rings. Cousin Jake drags Raju around the ringside area. Jake with a forearm smash. Deaners rolls Singh back into the ring. Deaners have Singh draped across the top rope. Deaner with a Running Knee Lift. Jake clotheslines Singh back into the ring. The Deaners are double teaming Raju. Jake dumps Raju rib first on the left knee of Deaner. DHS regains control of the match. Jake delivers a Double Suplex. Jake tags in Deaner. Deaner clotheslines Singh over the top rope. Jake with a Face Slam. Jake applies a side headlock. Jake tags in Deaner. Raju rakes the eyes of Deaner. Raju with a straight right hand. Raju kicks Deaner in the gut. Deaner shoves Raju into Singh. Deaner with a flying clothesline. Deaner follows that with a running fist drop. Deaner sends Raju crashing into Singh. Gama Singh trips Deaner from the outside.
Singh hits The FlapJack. Raju drops Deaner with a Running Knee Strike. DHS are demolishing Deaner behind the referee’s back. Raju uses the middle rope as a weapon. Raju applies a rear chin lock. Raju with a knife edge chop. Forearm Exchange. Raju throws Deaner into the middle turnbuckle pad. Raju tags in Singh. DHS are cutting the ring in half. Singh is raining down haymakers in the corner. Singh kicks Deaner in the chest. Singh tags in Raju. Raju repeatedly stomps on Deaner’s chest. Deaner needs to create separation. Deaner with a Discus Forearm Smash. Singh pulls Jake off the ring apron. The referee is trying to calm down Jake. Singh slaps Deaner in the chest.
Deaner avoids The Corner Dropkick from Singh. Deaner dumps Raju out of the ring. Deaner tags in Jake. Jake with two double sledges. Jake with a Belly to Back Suplex. Jake clotheslines DHS over the top rope. Deaner lands The Suicide Dive. Top Rope Plancha by Jake. Jake connects with The Michinoku Driver for a two count. The referee is distracted by Gama Singh. Raju with a schoolboy rollup for a two count. Jake drops Raju with a big haymaker. Jake tags in Deaner. Singh negates The Deaner DDT. DHS hits their Flying Double Foot Stomp/High Angle FlatLiner Combination for a two count. Raju with a Running Forearm Smash. Raju delivers The Helluva Kick. Jake goes for a PowerBomb, but Raju lands back on his feet. Raju with a Jumping Knee Strike. Raju with a Running Cannonball Strike. Jake catches Raju in mid-air. The Deaners plants Raju with The Time To Give’R to pickup the victory.
Winner: The Deaners via Pinfall
Sami Callihan Promo
Fifth Match: Sami Callihan & Dave Crist vs. Tessa Blanchard & Tommy Dreamer
Blanchard and Dreamer attacks oVe before the bell rings. oVe negates The Stereo Bionic Elbows. Blanchard SuperKicks Crist. Dreamer teases a dive. Dreamer with a Flying Clothesline off the ring apron. Blanchard with a CannonBall Senton to the floor. Blanchard is throwing haymakers at Crist. Dreamer spits beer into Callihan’s eyes. Dreamer rolls Callihan back into the ring. Callihan talks smack to Dreamer. Callihan wants Blanchard to shake his hand. Blanchard with a forearm smash. Blanchard side steps Callihan into the turnbuckles. Blanchard drop toe holds Crist into the nether regions of Callihan. Double Elbow KnockDown. Double Elbow Drop. Callihan tags in Crist. Crist knocks Blanchard off the ring apron. Crist catapults Dreamer throat first under the steel barricade.
Crist with the cover for a one count. Crist kicks Dreamer in the ribs. Crist applies the bow and arrow stretch. Crist with shots to the midsection of Dreamer. Crist tags in Callihan. Callihan with a forearm shot across the back of Dreamer. Callihan is choking Dreamer with his right knee. Callihan with a running hip attack. Callihan tags in Crist. Crist kicks Dreamer in the back. Crist stomps on the left shoulder of Dreamer. Crist is choking Dreamer with his boot. The referee is trying to calm down Blanchard. Callihan blasts Dreamer with a knife edge chop. Frequent tags from oVe. Dreamer decks Callihan with a back elbow smash. Callihan pulls Blanchard off the ring apron.
Dreamer creates distance with a Double Bionic Elbow. Dreamer tags in Blanchard. Blanchard hits The Cutter. Blanchard with a flurry of running elbow smashes. Blanchard with a Running NeckBreaker/DDT Combination. Crist kicks Blanchard in the face. Blanchard drills Crist with Magnum for a two count. Both teams are slugging it out in the corner. Blanchard and Dreamer with Stereo DDT’s for a two count. Blanchard and Dreamer mocks oVe. Callihan low blows Dreamer. Callihan nails Blanchard with the kendo stick. Crist inadvertently strikes Callihan with the kendo stick. Blanchard plants Crist with The Avalanche Magnum with the kendo stick to pickup the victory.
Winner: Tessa Blanchard & Tommy Dreamer via Pinfall
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