Lucha Underground Results 8/29/18
The Temple
Boyle Heights, California
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
– The show starts with the debut of Joey Wrestling aka Joey Mercury. Joey will be Johnny Mundo’s best man for tonight’s epic wedding.
First Match: “The Savage” Jake Strong vs. Drago
Collar and Elbow Tie. Strong applies a waist lock. Strong with a forearm across the back of Drago. Strong drops Drago with a big haymaker. Strong is choking Drago with his boot. Strong drives his knee into the midsection of Drago. Strong with a Belly to Back Suplex. Strong goes for a Back Body Drop, but Drago lands back on his feet. Drago ducks a clothesline from Strong. Drago unloads a flurry of leg kicks. Strong chopblocks Drago. Strong applies a toe and ankle hold. Strong transitions into an arm-bar. Drago with a High Knee Strike to Strong.
Strong catches Drago in mid-air. Drago with a Spinning DDT. Drago follows that with a single leg takedown for a two count. Strong tosses Drago out of the ring. Strong sends Drago crashing into a collection of chairs. Strong rolls Drago back into the ring. Strong connects with The Savage Bomb. Strong applies The Ankle Lock which forces Drago to tap out. After the match, Strong wraps the nunchucks around Drago’s injured ankle. Aerostar storms into the ring to make the save.
Winner: “The Savage” Jake Strong via Submission
Second Match: XO Lishus vs. Jack Evans in a No Mas Match
Evans talks smack to Lishus. Lishus Spears Evans. Lishus transitions into a ground and pound attack. Lishus with a Flying Crossbody Block off the ring apron. Lishus is bringing the fight to Evans. There’s no way to hide. Lishus thrust kicks the midsection of Evans. Lishus with a HeadScissors TakeOver off the steps. Evans rocks Lishus with a Rebound Kick. Evans delivers a 450 Splash off the ring apron. Evans bounces Lishus head on the announce table. Lishus fires back with a leg lariat. Lishus connects with a BlockBuster. Lishus goes back to the ground and pound attack. Evans is trying to create separation.
Evans with a Flying Knee Strike. Evans is choking Lishus with a chain. Lishus refuses to quit. Lishus with a Rolling Senton to Evans. Lishus follows that with a Pump Kick. Evans whips Lishus into three folding chairs. Evans with a Corkscrew Splash. Lishus tells Evans to fuck off. Evans SuperKicks Ivelisse. Evans dispatches Ivelisse. Lishus whips Evans face first across the steel ring post. Lishus dropkicks Evans. Lishus with a flurry of kicks to Evans. Lishus gets Evans trapped in The Regal Stretch. Lishus kicks Evans in the back. Lishus maintains wrist control.
Lishus with a Back HandSpring Slap. Lishus drop toe holds Evans into a HeadScissors Neck Lock. Lishus with a Modified PileDriver. Evans gets Lishus trapped in a Triangle Choke. Lishus kicks Evans in the throat. Evans dumps Lishus on the canvas. Evans with a Senton Splash. Evans blasts Lishus with a steel chair. Evans with clubbing elbow smashes. Evans says that he’s going to snap Lishus neck. Joey Ryan is trying to calm down Evans. Evans shoves Ryan off the ring apron. Ivelisse pulls Lishus out of harm’s way. Lishus with a kick to the back of Evans head. Lishus locks in The Cross Arm Breaker. Evans finally says no mas.
Winner: XO Lishus
Johnny Mundo and Taya Valkyrie’s Wedding:
Cheerleader Melissa is a bridesmaid.
The Beautiful Brenda is Taya’s maid of honor.
Famous B will be serving as the master of ceremonies.
Papa Cueto wants to give The Mundo’s a gift.
A plate of tacos arrives in the ringside area.
Taya and Johnny goes over their vows.
Ricky Mundo is the ring bearer.
Matanza Cueto storms into the ring. Matanza lays out The Worldwide Underground. Matanza HeadButts Taya. Matanza PowerSlams Cheerleader Melissa. Matanza follows that with a Wheel Chair Assisted Belly to Back Suplex to Famous B. Matanza ChokeSlams PJ Black through the taco table. Taya is busted open. Mundo and Matanza are exchanging blows. Matanza puts Mundo through another table. Taya is pissed. Matanza plants Taya with The Wrath Of The Gods. Matanza ChokeSlams Taya through her wedding cake.