Impact Wrestling Results 9/27/18
Mexico City, Mexico
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
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First Match: Tessa Blanchard (c) vs. Faby Apache For The IMPACT Knockouts Championship
Blanchard talks smack to Apache. Blanchard pie faces Apache. Apache dropkicks the left knee of Blanchard. Apache kicks Blanchard in the chest. Apache is choking Blanchard with her boot. Blanchard is throwing haymakers at Apache. Apache pulls Blanchard down to the mat. Apache with a BackSlide Cover for a two count. Apache ducks a clothesline from Blanchard. Blanchard fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Blanchard with three forearm smashes. Apache SuperKicks Blanchard. Apache goes for a PowerBomb, but Blanchard lands back on her feet. Apache with a Hurricanrana for a two count. Apache negates The Buzzsaw DDT.
Blanchard sends Apache to the ring apron. Blanchard kicks Apache in the chest. Blanchard with the cover for a two count. Blanchard with a pair of short-arm clotheslines. Blanchard maintains wrist control. Blanchard with a Saito Suplex. Blanchard is basking in her own glory. Apache with shots to the midsection of Blanchard. Apache floats over into a Reverse Figure Four Leg Lock. Blanchard grabs the bottom rope to create separation.
Apache with clubbing palm strikes. Blanchard whips Apache to the corner. Apache unloads another SuperKick. Apache connects with a Double UnderHook FaceBuster for a two count. Apache is displaying her frustration. Apache places Blanchard on the top turnbuckle. Apache and Blanchard are trading back and forth shots. Blanchard sends Apache crashing to the canvas. Blanchard hits Magnum for a two count. Apache decks Blanchard with a Back Elbow Smash. Blanchard responds with The Buzzsaw DDT to pickup the victory.
Winner: Still IMPACT Knockouts Champion, Tessa Blanchard via Pinfall
Tessa Blanchard & Taya Valkyrie In-Ring Segment:
Johnny Impact, Eddie & Alisha Edwards Backstage Segment:
Eli Drake Promo:
Second Match: Brian Cage (c) vs. Jake Crist w/oVe For The IMPACT X-Division Championship
Cage drives Crist back first into the turnbuckles. Cage with a series of corner clotheslines. Cage goes for a short-arm clothesline, but Crist ducks out of the way. Cage with a Back Body Drop. Cage knocks Dave Crist off the ring apron. Crist sends Cage shoulder first to the steel ring post. Sami Callihan shoves Cage into the steel guard rail. Callihan with a Tornado DDT on the floor. Crist targets the left shoulder of Cage.
Crist applies a top wrist lock. Cage side steps Crist to the apron. Crist slams Cage’s shoulder on the top rope. Crist goes for a Hurricanrana, but Cage block its. Crist applies a triangle choke. Cage creates distance with a Deadlift PowerBomb. Cage clotheslines Crist. Crist kicks Cage in the chest. Cage responds with a Jumping Knee Strike. Cage hits The 619. Cage with a Flying Elbow Drop for a two count.
Cage catches Crist in mid-air. Cage connects with The SitOut Alabama Slam for a two count. Crist unloads a flurry of kicks. Crist with the cover for a two count. Crist is distracted by the crowd. Cage decks Crist with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Cage goes for a SuperPlex, but Crist counters with an Avalanche Cutter for a one count. Cage is pissed. Cage plants Crist wit The Drill Claw to pickup the victory. After the match, oVe immediately attacks Cage from behind. Lucha Brothers abducts Dave Crist. Lucha Brothers lands Stereo SuperKicks. Cage sends the other members of oVe out of the ring. Cage lands a SomerSault Plancha.
Winner: Still IMPACT X-Division Champion, Brian Cage via Pinfall
McKenzie Mitchell Backstage Interview With Austin Aries, Moose and Killer Kross:
Grado, Joe Hendry and Katarina Backstage Segment:
Scarlett Bordeaux’s Special Announcement:
Third Match: LAX w/Konnan vs. The Desi Hit Squad w/Gama Singh
Santana and Rohit Raju will start things off. Quick aerial display. Raju with an arm-drag takedown. Santana responds with a single leg takedown. Santana goes for a Standing MoonSault, but Raju ducks out of the way. Raju thrust kicks the midsection of Santana. Raju goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Santana lands back on his feet. Santana ducks a clothesline from Raju. Santana tags in Ortiz. LAX are double teaming Raju. Ortiz with a HeadButt for a two count. Ortiz uppercuts Raju. Ortiz is lighting up Raju’s chest. Ortiz knocks Singh off the ring apron. Singh trips Ortiz from the outside. Raju with a Running Boot. The referee is distracted by Santana. Raju with the cover for a two count. Raju brings Ortiz to the corner. Raju tags in Singh.
Singh punches Ortiz in the face. Singh repeatedly stomps on Ortiz chest. Singh with a side walk slam for a two count. Singh applies a front face lock. Singh tags in Raju. Raju with a Leaping Forearm Smash. Singh follows that with a Corner Clothesline. Desi Hit Squad delivers their Running Knee Strike/Sliding Dropkick Combination for a two count. Raju taunts Santana. Desi Hit Squad continues to cut the ring in half. Ortiz launches Raju out of the ring. Ortiz kicks Singh in the jaw. Raju prevents Ortiz from making the tag to Santana.
Santana ducks a clothesline from Raju. Santana SuperKicks Raju. Ortiz with a double boot to the chest of Singh. Ortiz tags in Santana. Santana with a Flying Crossbody Block. Santana with a series of knife edge chops. Santana with an Mexican Arm-Drag. Santana with a Double Roll Through. Santana drops Singh with a Running Knee. Santana lands a Suicide Dive. Singh kicks Santana in the gut. Singh with clubbing blows to Santana’s back. Ortiz hits an Modified Canadian Destroyer. Santana levels Singh with a Big Boot.
LAX with a Neck/Back Breaker Combination. Ortiz with an Uranage Slam to Singh. Santana with a MoonSault off Ortiz back. Raju breaks the pinning opportunity. Raju with rapid fire haymakers. Raju chucks Ortiz out of the ring. Raju brings his combination offense to Santana. Singh with a Lung Blower for a two count. Desi Hit Squad connects with their Ripcord Knee Strike/SitOut PowerBomb Combination. Ortiz shoves Raju into Singh. Ortiz with a SlingShot DDT to Raju. Ortiz sends Raju crashing into Singh with a Running Death Valley Driver. Santana with a Cannonball Senton off Ortiz back. LAX plants Singh with The Street Sweeper to pickup the victory.
Winner: LAX via Pinfall
The OGz Segment:
KM & Fallah Bahh Segment:
Tessa Blanchard Responds To Taya Valkyrie:
Fourth Match: Allie & Kiera Hogan vs. Su Yung & The Undead Maid Of Honor
Allie and Yung wills start things off. Allie with a chop/forearm combination. UMOH tags herself in. Allie talks smack to UMOH. Allie and UMOH are trading back and forth shots. Allie ducks a clothesline from UMOH. Allie with an Modified SlingBlade for a two count. Allie bounces UMOH’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Allie tags in Hogan. Following a double snap mare takeover, Allie with a Sliding Lariat. UMOH dodges a thrust kick from Hogan. Allie with a Running Senton. Hogan goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. UMOH with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block for a two count. UMOH whips Hogan to the corner. Hogan kicks UMOH in the jaw. Hogan with a HeadScissors TakeOver for a two count. Hogan tags in Allie.
Hogan slams UMOH’s head on the middle turnbuckle pad. Allie with a Corner Clothesline to UMOH. Hogan blasts UMOH with a ShotGun Dropkick. Allie plays to the crowd. Allie hits The Sliding D. Yung responds with The PK from the ring apron. Yung rolls Allie back into the ring. Yung and UMOH are putting the boots to Allie. Yung and UMOH connects with their Side Walk Slam/NeckBreaker Combination for a two count. UMOH with a Bridging Leg Trap German Suplex for a two count. UMOH tags in Yung.
Yung applies a front face lock. Yung and UMOH are cutting the ring in half. Allie knocks UMOH off the ring apron. Yung goes back to the front face lock. Allie creates distance with a Lung Blower. UMOH prevents Allie from making the tag to Hogan. Yung decks Allie with a palm strike for a two count. Yung tugs on Allie’s hair. Yung goes for The Panic Switch, but Allie lands back on her feet. Both ladies are knocked down after a double clothesline. Hogan ducks a clothesline from Yung. Hogan punches Yung in the face.
Allie tags in Hogan. Hogan delivers her lighting quick offense. Following a snap mare takeover, Hogan SuperKicks Yung. Hogan levels Yung with a Body Avalanche. Hogan with a Corner Hip Attack. Hogan wraps this sequence with a Diving Bulldog for a two count. Hogan goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Allie gets in the way. Hogan and Allie with a Double Buzzsaw Kick to UMOH. Allie SuperKicks UMOH out of the ring. Hogan plants Yung with a Swinging Fisherman’s NeckBreaker to pickup the victory.
Winner: Allie & Kiera Hogan via Pinfall
Rich Swann & Matt Sydal Segment:
Fifth Match: Johnny Impact & Eddie Edwards vs. Moose & Killer Kross w/Austin Aries
Edwards and Moose will start things off. Moose immediately tags in Kross much to the dismay of Edwards. Edwards takes a swing at Moose. Edwards ducks a clothesline from Kross. Edwards applies a waist lock. Kross backs Edwards into the turnbuckles. Impact tags himself in. Kross launches Edwards across the ring. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Standing Switch Exchange. Impact goes for a Single Leg TakeDown, but Kross blocks it. Kross is overpowering Impact. Impact slides under Kross. Impact dropkicks Kross. Kross tags in Moose. Impact kicks Moose in the gut. Impact tags in Edwards. Edwards charges towards Moose. Moose once again decides exit stage left. Kross with a Running Boot to Edwards. Kross is throwing haymakers at Edwards. Edwards blasts Kross with a Knife Edge Chop. Edwards bounces Kross head on the top turnbuckle pad. Edwards tags in Impact.
Impact uppercuts Kross. Kross responds with a Bridging Northern Lights Suplex. Kross follows that with a Fisherman’s Suplex. Kross tags in Moose. Coming out of the commercial break, Moose and Kross are cutting the ring in half. Moose is lighting up Impact’s chest. Moose goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Impact lands back on his feet. Kross and Edwards are tagged in. Edwards with rapid fire chops. Kross reverses out of the irish whip from Edwards. Edwards is distracted by Moose. Edwards decks Kross with a Back Elbow Smash. Kross with a SpineBuster. Kross is fired up.
Kross tags in Moose. Moose transitions into a ground and pound attack. Moose dropkicks Edwards. Moose tags in Kross. Kross delivers a Giant Swing. Kross locks in The Texas CloverLeaf. Edwards crawls to the bottom rope to create separation. Edwards with a Desperation Suplex to Kross. Edwards tags in Impact. Kross side steps The Shining Wizard. Impact with series of forearm shivers. Impact knocks Moose off the ring apron. Impact with a Running Knee Strike for a two count. Impact is measuring up Kross. Impact blocks a boot from Kross. Edwards attacks Kross behind the referee’s back. Impact with a Sliding German Suplex. Impact ascends to the top turnbuckle. Impact goes for The CountDown, but Kross ducks out of the way. Both men are knocked down after a double clothesline.
Moose and Edwards are tagged in. Edwards with a series of knife edge chops. Moose kicks Edwards in the jaw. Edwards responds with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards follows that with a Top Rope Hurricanrana for a two count. Kross with an Over Head Toss to Edwards. Impact and Kross are brawling on the outside. Impact shows off his parkour ability. Impact dives off the steel guard rail. Impact with a Moonlight Driver on the floor. Edwards slowly gets back on his feet.
Edwards rocks Moose with a Jumping Enzuigiri. Impact lands The IMPACT Kick. Edwards with a Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Moose HeadButts Edwards. Impact SuperKicks Moose. Kross drops Impact with a Forearm Smash. Edwards responds with another Step Up Enzuigiri. Moose with a Bicycle Kick to Edwards. Edwards wraps this sequence with a SuperKick. Austin Aries enters the ring. Impact clocks Aries with The Impact World Title Belt. Kross with a Doomsday Saito Suplex. Edwards hits Kross with The Kendo Stick. Moose Spears Edwards to pickup the victory.
Winner: Moose & Killer Kross via Pinfall
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