IMPACT Wrestling Results 3/31/20

IMPACT Wrestling Results 3/31/20

IMPACT Wrestling Results 3/31/20
The Coca Cola Roxy
Atlanta, Georgia

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Transcription by Josh Lopez 

First Match: Eddie Edwards vs. Josh Alexander w/Ethan Page 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Alexander backs Edwards into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Alexander taunts Edwards. Edwards shoves Alexander. Edwards ducks a clothesline from Alexander. Edwards blasts Alexander with a knife edge chop. Alexander kicks Edwards in the gut. Alexander punches Edwards in the back. Knife Edge Chop Exchange. Alexander with a boot to the midsection of Edwards. Alexander continues to punch Edwards in the back. Alexander uses the bottom rope as a weapon. Alexander with a straight right hand. Alexander whips Edwards across the ring. Edwards slides under Alexander. Edwards with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Edwards follows that with an OverHead Belly to Belly Suplex. Edwards brings Alexander to the corner. Edwards with a knife edge chop. Edwards HeadButts Alexander. Alexander drives his knee into the midsection of Edwards. Alexander with a forearm smash. Alexander uppercuts Edwards. Edwards dumps Alexander out of the ring.

Alexander avoids The SlingShot Pescado. Alexander with a forearm smash. Edwards answers with two knife edge chops. Edwards rolls Alexander back into the ring. Edwards is distracted by Page. Alexander decks Edwards with a back elbow smash. Alexander drops Edwards with a Running Boot. Alexander with a high elbow smash. Alexander drives his knee into Edwards back. Alexander stomps on Edwards chest. Alexander with a Belly to Back Suplex for a one count. Alexander fish hooks Edwards. Alexander toys around with Edwards. Edwards wants more punishment. Forearm Exchange. Edwards with a running clothesline. Edwards ducks a clothesline from Alexander. Alexander reverses out of the irish whip from Alexander. Edwards lands The Suicide Dive. Edwards throws Alexander back inside the ring.

Edwards hits The Blue Thunder Bomb for a two count. Alexander negates The Tiger Bomb. Edwards with a forearm smash. Alexander kicks Edwards in the face. Edwards responds with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Edwards goes for The Running Back Pack Stunner, but Alexander counters with The Bell Clap. Alexander connects with The Spinning Rack Bomb for a two count. Alexander stands over Edwards. Second Forearm Exchange. Edwards tells Alexander to bring it. Edwards with Machine Gun Chops. Edwards with an Inside Out Lariat. Edwards follows that with The Tiger Bomb for a two count. Edwards prepares for The Boston Knee Party. Page trips Edwards from the outside. Edwards kicks Page in the face. Alexander with a jackknife cover to pickup the victory. After the match. The North starts ganging up on Edwards. Tessa Blanchard storms into the ring to make the save. Edwards clotheslines Page. Blanchard SuperKicks Alexander. Edwards clotheslines Alexander over the top rope.

Winner: Josh Alexander via Pinfall 

The North Backstage Promo 

Second Match: Kylie Rae vs. Cassandra Golden 

Golden attacks Rae before the bell rings. Golden repeatedly stomps on Rae’s chest. Golden with forearm shivers. Golden drives her knee into the midsection of Rae. Golden punches Rae in the back. Golden slams Rae’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Golden continues to rag doll Rae. Rae side steps Golden into the turnbuckles. Golden goes for a Running Hip Attack, but Rae ducks out of the way. Rae with forearm shivers. Rae hits The Rolling Elbow. Rae is fired up.

Rae with an inside cradle for a two count. Rae kicks Golden in the face. Rae slips through the ropes. Rae creates distance with a forearm smash. Rae connects with The Kylie Special for a two count. Rae with a Running Cannonball Strike for a two count. Golden avoids The SuperKick. Golden side steps Rae into the turnbuckles. Rae fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Rae drops Golden with The Side Russian Leg Sweep. Rae makes Golden tap out to The STF.

Winner: Kylie Rae via Submission 

– This weeks IMPACT Plus! Flashback Moment Of The Week is the infamous Scott Steiner Math Promo.

Jimmy Jacobs Interviews Kylie Rae 

Third Match: Moose vs. Kid Kash 

Moose says that we all know that he’s better than any wrestler that’s ever performed in TNA. Kid Kash says that maybe Moose wouldn’t last in the original TNA. Kash ducks under two clotheslines from Moose. Kash repeatedly kicks the left hamstring of Moose. Moose denies the irish whip. Kash ducks another clothesline from Moose. Kash with a Tilt-A-Whirl HeadScissors TakeOver. Moose regroups on the outside. Kash with a SlingShot Hurricanrana for a two count. Kash follows that with three mid-kicks. Moose is pissed. Moose leapfrogs over Kash. Moose Spears Kash to pickup the victory.

Winner: Moose via Pinfall 

Jimmy Jacobs, Rich Swann, and Reno Scum Segment 

Sami Callihan & Tommy Dreamer In-Ring Segment 

Sami Callihan: I see you, Atlanta. I see, everything. And i’m not gonna do what you people think i’m gonna do and you know, just freak out. After I lost the Impact World Championship to Tessa Blanchard, I set myself aside for a couple of weeks, but I got my mind straight. I did some soul searching and I realized what’s really important now. The questions, I said the questions, why did I show up when I did and attacked the legend, Ken Shamrock by throwing a fireball into his face? The issues aren’t just with Impact Wrestling, they are with the entire wrestling world. Because in other companies, when a legend comes in, they push down all of their hard working talent to the bottom, but that shit doesn’t happen in Impact Wrestling.

When you come to Impact Wrestling, you have to earn your spot and i’m gonna be damned if Ken Shamrock is gonna earn a spot without going through The Draw first. And Shamrock wouldn’t want things handed to him, he’s not that type of person. Look at him, he’s in the best shape of his life, people are afraid of him, people legitimately thinks that he’s the world’s most dangerous man and that’s what offends me the most. ‘Cause while he’s trying to break people’s ankles, i’m hitting them in the face with a baseball bat and trying to set them on fire. So you want to talk about who’s the world’s most dangerous man? You’re looking at him.

– Sami Callihan gets interrupted by Tommy Dreamer.

Sami Callihan: Oh, how typical, another legend coming to the ring with The Draw, Sami Callihan.

Tommy Dreamer: Sami, I don’t have to speak for Ken Shamrock, but what I do have to speak for, is you trying to end a man’s career, throwing a fireball into his face and making the man blind. You see, my father lost his vision and I know what it’s like for someone, older in life not to be able to earned an income because of something that happen to them.

Sami Callihan: Aww, boo hoo, Tommy Dreamer offend again. Everyone, a round of applause for the living legend, Tommy Dreamer. That’s not good enough, a round of applause for Tommy Dreamer. Tommy, if you wanted the rub, all you had to do was ask, because we all know you have pull in the industry. Any time somebody starts to get a little bit of buzz, you magically show up in one of their segments. So, this is what I want everyone to do, get out your phones, we’re gonna make Tommy Dreamer’s day come true. So everyone, take a picture, post it online with #ExtremeLegend, add myself and Tommy Dreamer so he can get all the likes on social media and make himself seem relevant yet again.

Tommy Dreamer: Sami, you see where i’m from, we had veterans that helped the younger talents to try to learn from the mistakes that we’ve made in the past. Guys like, Terry Funk, Mick Foley and The American Dream, Dusty Rhodes. But you see, you’re a little troll, you use fear every single day on your social media platforms, you held up this company, but you see, I have been a rebel my whole life and I will fight for men and women in the back of Impact Wrestling. You know why? Because they deserve it, they work their asses off and I will use my platform for good and never back down from trolls or evil and bullies just like you.

Sami Callihan: Oh, bullies just like me, is that how you really feel?

Callihan hits Dreamer with the microphone. Dreamer drops Callihan with a straight hand. Dreamer challenges Callihan to a street fight.

Fourth Match: Sami Callihan vs. Tommy Dreamer in a Street Fight 

Dreamer kicks Callihan in the chest. Callihan is throwing haymakers at Dreamer. Dreamer sends Callihan face first into the steel ring post. Dreamer launches multiple chairs into the ring. Dreamer attacks Callihan with a plunger. Callihan and Dreamer continues to brawl on the outside. Callihan delivers multiple chair shots. Callihan is trying to shove the plunger down Dreamer’s throat. Dreamer knocks Callihan off the ring apron. Dreamer repeatedly hits Callihan with metal cookie sheets. Callihan with a straight right hand. Dreamer clotheslines Callihan. Callihan negates The Spicolli Driver. Callihan delivers a low blow. Dreamer unloads a flurry of right jabs. Dreamer goes for The Bionic Elbow, but Callihan counters with a knife edge chop.

Dreamer drops Callihan with a high elbow smash. The garbage can is the next weapon of choice for Dreamer. Staple Gun Exchange in the center of the ring. Dreamer knocks Callihan off the chair with a running clothesline. Dreamer slams Callihan’s head on the chair. Dreamer plays to the crowd. Callihan drop toe holds Dreamer into the chair. Callihan wedges a steel chair in the corner. Dreamer sends Callihan face first into the wedged chair. Dreamer hits The Cutter for a two count. Callihan with a Back Heel Trip. Callihan sets up a chair contraption. Callihan goes for a Vertical Suplex, but Dreamer blocks it. Callihan rakes the eyes of Dreamer. Dreamer kicks Callihan in the face. Callihan responds with a big haymaker. Callihan connects with The Death Valley Driver through the chair contraption. Callihan plants Dreamer with The Cactus Special to pickup the victory.

Winner: Sami Callihan via Pinfall 

Rosemary Segment 

Susie Yung & The Deaners Backstage Segment 

Fifth Match: Joseph Ryan vs. Cody Deaner w/Cousin Jake 

Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Ryan backs Deaner into the turnbuckles. The referee calls for a clean break. Deaner drinks a beer, now he’s ready to fight. Deaner applies a wrist lock. Stalemate in the corner. Ryan buries his shoulder into the midsection of Deaner. Ryan with a straight right hand. Deaner launches Ryan to the corner. Deaner with three haymakers. Deaner whips Ryan across the ring. Deaner scores the elbow knockdown. Deaner follows that with a fist drop. Deaner needs more alcohol. Ryan rakes the eyes of Deaner.

Ryan repeatedly stomps on Deaner’s chest. Ryan is choking Deaner with his boot. Ryan bodyslams Deaner. Ryan with a running knee drop for a two count. Ryan continues to tee off on Deaner. Ryan toys around with Deaner. Deaner hulks up. Deaner unloads a flurry of right jabs. Deaner delivers a gut punch. Deaner clotheslines Ryan. Ryan negates The Deaner DDT. Cousin Jake forces Ryan to drink beer behind the referee’s back. Deaner kicks Ryan in the gut. Deaner connects with The Deaner DDT to pickup the victory.

Winner: Cody Deaner via Pinfall 

Tessa Blanchard & Eddie Edwards Backstage Segment 

Michael Elgin Promo 

Sixth Match: Tessa Blanchard vs. Ethan Page w/Josh Alexander

Page pats Blanchard on the forehead. Blanchard pie faces Page. Blanchard ducks a clothesline from Page. Blanchard dropkicks the left knee of Page. Blanchard with a basement dropkick. Blanchard follows that with a Running Boot. Page yanks on Blanchard’s hair. Page with a Pendulum BackBreaker. Page talks smack to Blanchard. Blanchard with a chop/forearm combination. Page scores the elbow knockdown. Page drives his boot across Blanchard’s throat. Page is choking Blanchard with his boot. Page whips Blanchard into the turnbuckles. Blanchard fires back with another chop/forearm combination. Blanchard with forearm shivers. Page kicks Blanchard in the face. Page SuperKicks Blanchard. Page drops Blanchard with the shoulder tackle for a one count. Page repeatedly drives his knee into Blanchard’s back. Page stomps on the midsection of Blanchard.

Page with a Delayed Vertical Suplex for a one count. Page hooks the outside leg for a two count. Page stomps on Blanchard’s chest. Blanchard with clubbing blows to Page’s back. Page responds with another pendulum backbreaker. Page sends Blanchard to the corner. Blanchard kicks Page in the gut. Blanchard is relying on the chop/forearm combination well. Page delivers an eye poke. Page drops Blanchard with a forearm smash. Page whips Blanchard across the ring. Page with a running elbow smash. Page poses for the crowd. Blanchard side steps Page into the turnbuckles. Page denies the monkey flip. Page puts Blanchard on the top turnbuckle. Blanchard kicks Page in the face. Blanchard with a Flying Hurricanrana. Blanchard is fired up.

Blanchard with a Tilt-A-Whirl Reverse DDT. Page regroups on the outside. Blanchard lands Three Suicide Dives. Blanchard rolls Page back into the ring. Blanchard is distracted by Josh Alexander. Page grabs Blanchard from behind. Blanchard kicks Page in the chest. Page pulls Blanchard back inside the ring. Blanchard ducks a clothesline from Page. Blanchard hits The Tilt-A-Whirl DDT for a two count. Blanchard is displaying her frustration. Page negates Magnum. Blanchard with a Big Boot. Page decks Blanchard with a back elbow smash. Page nails Blanchard with The Pump Kick for a two count. Blanchard and Page are trading back and forth shots.

Page goes for The SuperPlex, but Blanchard blocks it. Blanchard with forearm shivers. Blanchard shoves Page off the middle turnbuckle. Blanchard prepares for Magnum. Alexander starts running interference. Eddie Edwards drills Alexander with The Boston Knee Party. Blanchard connects with Magnum to pickup the victory. After the match, Michael Elgin levels Blanchard and Edwards with a double clothesline. Elgin grabs the Impact World Championship. Elgin goes for The Elgin Bomb on Blanchard, but Edwards counters with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Blanchard SuperKicks Elgin. Blanchard sends Elgin out of the ring with an Assisted Hurricanrana. We have a big standoff to close the show.

Winner: Tessa Blanchard via Pinfall 

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