AEW Dark Results 5/12/20
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Transcription by Josh Lopez
Commentary Team (Excalibur and TAZ)
Ring Announcer: Dasha Gonzalez
Transcription by Josh Lopez
First Match: Colt Cabana vs. Shawn Dean
Cabana with a single leg takedown. Cabana grapevines the legs of Dean. Dean scrambles to the bottom rope to force the break. Cabana is playing mind games with Dean. Cabana with two side headlock takeovers. Cabana drops Dean with a shoulder tackle. Dean refuses to shake Cabana’s hand. Cabana applies a wrist lock. Cabana rolls Dean over for a two count. Dean drops down on the canvas. Dean leapfrogs over Cabana. Dean dropkicks Cabana to the floor. Cabana regroups on the outside. Test Of Strength.
Cabana brings Dean back down to the canvas. Cabana with an arm-scissors hold. Cabana transitions into a wrist lock. Dean reverses the hold. Dean slaps Cabana in the face. Dean with the cover for a one count. Dean applies a waist lock. Dean sends Cabana chest first into the turnbuckles. Dean with clubbing shoulders blocks. Cabana ducks a clothesline from Dean. Cabana unloads two double hand chops. Cabana with a series of right jabs. Cabana hits The Bionic Elbow. Cabana follows that with The Flying Asshole. Cabana connects with The SuperMan to pickup the victory.
Winner: Colt Cabana via Pinfall
Second Match: The Jurassic Express w/Marko Stunt vs. Mike Reed & Ryan Rembrandt
Reed shoves Jungle Boy before the bell rings. Jungle Boy dropkicks Reed. Luchasaurus drops Reed with The Big Boot. Jurassic Express with a Tail Whip/Cazadora FlatLiner Combination. Jungle Boy delivers Two Suicide Dives. Jungle Boy lands The SomerSault Plancha. Luchasaurus tags in Jungle Boy. Assisted Release German Suplex. Luchasaurus drives Rembrandt face first into the canvas. Reed attacks Jungle Boy from behind. Reed drags Rembrandt to the corner. Reed tags himself in. Reed with a straight right hand. Reed buries his shoulder into the midsection of Jungle Boy. Reed repeatedly stomps on Jungle Boy’s chest. Jungle Boy with a shoulder block. Reed punches Jungle Boy in the back. Reed applies a wrist lock. Reed drops Jungle Boy with a Clothesline/Side Russian Leg Sweep Combination for a one count.
Reed and Jungle Boy are trading back and forth shots. Reed kicks Jungle Boy in the gut. Reed tags in Rembrandt. Reed whips Jungle Boy across the ring. Reed with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Rembrandt follows that with a Jumping Knee Strike for a two count. Rembrandt slams Jungle Boy’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Rembrandt with a corner clothesline. Rembrandt with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex for a two count. Rembrandt slams Jungle Boy’s head on the right boot of Reed. Rembrandt tags in Reed. Reed with a double throat thrust. Jungle Boy decks Reed with a back elbow smash. Jungle Boy with a forearm smash to Rembrandt. Jungle Boy side steps Reed into the turnbuckles.
Jungle Boy with an Apron Enzuigiri. Jungle Boy with a shoulder block. Jungle Boy slips over Reed’s back. Jungle Boy tags in Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus clotheslines Reed. Luchasaurus thrust kicks the midsection of Rembrandt. Luchasaurus with a Spinning Back Kick. Luchasaurus kicks Reed in the chest. Luchasaurus drops Reed with a RoundHouse Kick. Luchasaurus delivers The Helluva Kick. Reed fights out of the fireman’s carry position. Reed with a big haymaker. Luchasaurus HeadButts Reed. Luchasaurus ChokeSlams Reed. Luchasaurus follows that with The Standing MoonSault for a two count. Rembrandt begs for mercy. Jurassic Express are double teaming Rembrandt. Jungle Boy dumps Rembrandt out of the ring. Jurassic Express connects with The TombStone Cutter to pickup the victory.
Winner: The Jurassic Express via Pinfall
Third Match: Private Party vs. Lee Johnson & Musa
Isiah Kassidy and Lee Johnson will start things off. Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Standing Switch Exchange. Johnson applies a wrist lock. Johnson reverses the hold. Kassidy with a single leg takedown. Kassidy bends the left ankle of Johnson. Kassidy tags in Quen. Quen with a SlingShot Senton. Quen with an Inverted Atomic Drop. Kassidy follows that with a Step Up Enzuigiri. Queen sweeps the legs of Johnson. Kassidy applies the camel clutch. Quen with a Leaping Double Foot Stomp across the back of Johnson’s neck. Quen ducks a clothesline from Musa. Kassidy launches Musa over the top rope. Quen dropkicks Musa off the ring apron.
Quen drives his knee into the midsection of Johnson. Quen dropkicks Johnson. Musa sends Quen tumbling to the floor. Johnson lands The SomerSault Plancha. The referee is trying to calm down Kassidy. Johnson with the cover for a one count. Johnson applies a front face lock. Musa tags himself in. Musa kicks Quen in the ribs. Musa is putting the boots to Quen. Musa with a Vertical Suplex for a one count. Musa with a running elbow smash to Kassidy. Musa with a double boot to Quen’s chest. Musa with The Roll Through Dropkick. Musa tags in Johnson. Quen kicks Johnson in the gut. Johnson answers with a gut punch. Johnson with a forearm smash.
Quen reverses out of the irish whip from Johnson. Johnson goes for a sunset flip, but Quen tags in Kassidy. Kassidy with The Swanton Bomb. Kassidy knocks Musa off the apron. Kassidy with a leaping leg lariat. Kassidy blasts Johnson with a knife edge chop. Kassidy tags in Quen. Kassidy with a Leaping Back Elbow Smash. Quen with The Stinger Splash. Quen tags in Kassidy. Kassidy with an Apron Enzuigiri. Kassidy with a Flying Double Foot Stomp. Quen dumps Johnson chest first on the canvas. Kassidy hits The Guillotine Cutter. Kassidy tags in Quen. Quen lands The Suicide Dive. Quen follows that with a Diving Splash on the ramp. Kassidy with a Back Body Drop. Kassidy drops Johnson with The SlingShot FlatLiner. Quen connects with The Shooting Star Press to pickup the victory.
Winner: Private Party via Pinfall
Fourth Match: #10 vs. Jon Cruz
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Cruz applies a wrist lock. 10 launches Cruz to the corner. Cruz runs into 10. Cruz slides under 10. 10 with an Inside Out Lariat. Cruz with heavy bodyshots. 10 punches Cruz in the back. 10 whips Cruz across the ring. 10 nails Cruz with The Pump Kick. 10 hits The SpringBoard FlatLiner. Cruz tumbles to the floor. Cruz side steps 10 into the steel ring steps. 10 is favoring his left shoulder. Cruz with an Apron Enzuigiri. Cruz dives over 10. 10 connects with The SpineBuster to pickup the victory. After the match, Brodie Lee gives 10 a standing ovation on the stage.
Winner: #10 via Pinfall
Fifth Match: Fenix vs. Alan Angels
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Standing Switch Exchange. Fenix applies a side headlock. Angels transitions into a wrist lock. Angels grabs a side headlock. Angles with an inside cradle for a two count. Angels ducks a clothesline from Fenix. Angels goes for an O’Connor Roll, but Fenix holds onto the ropes. Angels with a sunset flip for a two count. Fenix dives off the middle rope. Fenix SuperKicks Angels for a two count. Fenix applies a rear chin lock. Fenix chops Angels in the jaw. Fenix with a short elbow drop across the back of Angels. Fenix applies a front face lock.
Fenix goes for a Belly to Back Suplex, but Angels blocks it. Angels hammers down on the back of Fenix’s neck. Fenix ducks a clothesline from Angels. Fenix with a waist lock go-behind. Angels breaks the grip. Angels with a big palm strike. Fenix kicks Angles in the face. Angels answers with another palm strike. Fenix delivers The Missile Dropkick for a two count. Fenix talks smack to Angels. Angels slaps Fenix in the face. Fenix kicks Angels in the face. Angels nails Fenix with a Hook Kick. Angels with an Apron Enzuigiri. Angels follows that with a SlingShot Dropkick.
Angels connects with The Bomb for a two count. Angels kicks Fenix out of the ring. Fenix thrust kicks the left knee of Angels. Angels clotheslines Fenix on the ring apron. Angels rolls Fenix back into the ring. Angels with a Flying Double Foot Stomp. Angels lands The MoonSault for a two count. Angels is displaying his frustration. Fenix slaps Angels in the chest. Angels is throwing haymakers at Fenix. Fenix drops Angels with a forearm smash. Fenix with a SpringBoard Crossbody Block for a two count. Fenix with a SpringBoard Side Kick. Fenix delivers a blistering chop. Fenix plants Angels with The Fire Thunder Driver to pickup the victory.
Winner: Fenix via Pinfall
Sixth Match: Kris Statlander vs. Dani Jordyn
Collar and Elbow Tie. Statlander applies a side headlock. Jordyn reverses the hold. Statlander drops Jordyn with a shoulder tackle. Jordyn drops down on the canvas. Statlander lunges over Jordyn. Statlander with a deep arm-drag. Jordyn responds with a Hip Toss. Low Kick Exchange. Statlander goes for a Senton Splash, but Jordyn ducks out of the way. Jordyn with The Rolling Crucifix for a two count. Statlander ducks a clothesline from Jordyn. Statlander rolls Jordyn over for a two count. This leads us to a quick standoff in the center of the ring. Jordyn wants Statlander to shake her hand. Statlander prefers the boop. Short-Arm Reversal by Statlander.
Statlander slides under Jordyn. Statlander applies the short-arm scissors hold. Jordyn with a pinning combination for a two count. Statlander scores the elbow knockdown. Jordyn heads to the outside. Jordyn avoids The Baseball Slide Dropkick. Jordyn backs Statlander back first into the steel barricade. Jordyn runs Statlander’s back into the edge of the ring frame. Jordyn rolls Statlander back into the ring. Jordyn hooks the outside leg for a two count. Jordyn with two haymakers. Jordyn slams Statlander’s head on the top turnbuckle pad. Jordyn with a Running Uppercut.
Following a rolling snap mare takeover, Jordyn with a basement dropkick for a two count. Statlander with two haymakers. Statlander whips Jordyn to the corner. Jordyn kicks Statlander in the face. Statlander decks Jordyn with a back elbow smash. Jordyn reverses out of the irish whip from Statlander. Statlander dives over Jordyn. Statlander with a Running European Uppercut. Statlander with a Running Knee Strike. Statlander with a Diving Dropkick. Statlander rolls Jordyn back into the ring. Statlander hits The Pele Kick. Statlander is playing mind games with Jordyn. Statlander clotheslines Jordyn. Statlander connects with The Big Bang Theory to pickup the victory.
Winner: Kris Statlander via Pinfall
Seventh Match: Orange Cassidy w/Best Friends vs. Jason Cade
Cade won’t let Cassidy put his hands in his pockets. Cade kicks Cassidy in the gut. Cade applies a side headlock. Cassidy applies a wrist lock. Cade throw Cassidy’s glasses out of the ring. Cassidy with a wrist lock takedown. Cassidy rolls under a clothesline from Cade. Cassidy with a No-Hand Arm-Drag TakeOver. Cassidy sweeps out the legs of Cade for a one count. Cassidy with a basement dropkick. Cassidy pops back on his feet. Beretta gives Cassidy another pair of shades. Cassidy ducks a clothesline from Cade. Cassidy with an arm-drag takeover. Cassidy toys around with Cade. Cade grabs the right thumb of Cassidy. Cassidy is pissed. Cade decks Cassidy with a back elbow smash. Cade with a Jumping Knee Strike. Cade talks smack to Cassidy. Cassidy connects with The Mouse Trap to pickup the victory. After the match, Cade throws a hissy fit.
Winner: Orange Cassidy via Pinfall
Eight Match: Britt Baker vs. Skyler Moore
Collar and Elbow Tie Up. Baker is favoring her nose. Baker calls a time out. Baker kicks Moore in the gut. Baker with forearm shivers. Baker whips Moore across the ring. Rollup Exchange. Moore denies the thrust kick. Baker ducks a clothesline from Moore. Baker SuperKicks Moore. Baker with two forearm smashes. Baker follows that with a snap vertical suplex. Baker kicks Moore in the back. Baker repeatedly stomps on Moore’s chest. Baker puts her knee on the back of Moore’s neck. Baker with a Bow and Arrow Stomp into the middle rope. Baker stands on the back of Moore’s neck. Baker rams her boot across Moore’s face.
Baker hyperextends the right shoulder of Moore. Baker with a forearm smash. Baker drives her knee into the midsection of Moore. Baker applies The HeadScissors Neck Lock. Baker continues to rag doll Moore. Moore stomps on the right foot of Baker. Moore with forearm shivers. Baker kicks Moore in the gut. Moore goes for a sunset flip, but Baker rolls back onto her feet. Moore with an inside cradle for a two count. Baker kicks the left knee of Moore. Baker with a Running Knee Strike. Baker connects with The Fisherman’s NeckBreaker. Baker argues with the referee. Baker puts on a blue glove. Baker nails Moore with a back hook kick. Baker makes Moore tap out to The Lock Jaw.
Winner: Britt Baker via Submission
Ninth Match: Jimmy Havoc w/Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford vs. Luther in a No Disqualification Match
Luther is distracted by Sabian. Havoc attacks Luther from behind. Havoc with clubbing blows to Luther’s back. Havoc is throwing haymakers at Luther. Luther shoves Havoc. Havoc with a Running European Uppercut. Havoc with forearm shivers. Luther shoves Havoc down to the mat. Luther launches Havoc into the turnbuckles. Luther unloads two knife edge chops. Havoc starts biting Luther’s fingers. Havoc works on his joint manipulation game. Havoc with a closed fist shot across the jaw of Luther. Luther launches Havoc over the top rope. Havoc with an Arm-Ringer on the top rope. Luther catches Havoc in mid-air. Luther with a Fallaway Slam.
Havoc delivers multiple chair shots. Havoc puts the chair on the right shoulder of Luther. Havoc ascends to the top turnbuckle. Luther slings the chair into Havoc’s face. Havoc regroups on the outside. Luther with a SomerSault Senton to the floor. Luther throws Havoc into the ringside barricade. Luther slams Havoc’s head on the steel barricade. Luther dumps Havoc back first on the chair. Luther with a Diving Knee Drop. Luther drives Havoc face first into the chair. Luther with a knee lift. Luther rolls Havoc back into the ring. Luther whips Havoc across the ring. Luther drops Havoc with The Pump Kick. Luther is giving Havoc the chair treatment.
Havoc fires back with forearm shivers. Luther with a Hip Toss into the chair in the center of the ring. Luther with a Running Knee Strike. Luther bodyslams Havoc on the chair for a two count. Luther is displaying his frustration. Luther with a Snap Vertical Suplex on the chair for a two count. Luther sets up a chair contraption. Sabian running interference. Havoc with The FrankenSteiner. Havoc puts a chair on Luther’s chest. Havoc lands The Flying Double Foot Stomp for a two count. Luther with a Butterfly Suplex on the ramp. Luther connects with The SpringBoard Bulldog into the chair for a two count. Luther fish hooks the eyes of Havoc. Penelope Ford blinds Luther with water. Sabian throws a chair into Luther’s face. Havoc plants Luther with The Fisherman’s DDT to pickup the victory.
Winner: Jimmy Havoc via Pinfall
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